Roast the person above you.

Me neither, you seem to be the first sh*t to happen to have a mouth

 

You're a pirate? Say hi to the police.

 

At least I'm different from the typical one.

 

If you say so

 

I'm surprised you're not in mental hospital.

 

Hey, time to sleep.
Did you prepared your trash can?

 

Don't compare me to yourself, young man.
Unlike you, I don't need to go to hospital to cure my stupidity

 

At least pirates do something more than blow up a robot.

 

Exactly

 

Wanna hear a glitch?
Pirates.

I think this is the best roast I made so far :3

 

You gotta come up with better roasts than that...

 

You can't even toast, so.. why are you already talking about roasting?

 

Oh i can't toast, but I can still put my toaster to good use... By throwing it in your face

 

Wanna see a joke?

That disgrace of a roast.

 

Wanna know another joke?

you

 

That joke is older than your face.
Go back to your period, dinossaur.

 

This squad was mine and we all roasted you

 

What are you talking about?
You haven't seen anything nor anyone since you were abandoned on your sweet home, a lovely trash can.

 

Tomyz, with all due respect...

Be more original than trash cans, sometimes you make me think you're one.