Roast the person above you.

You failed answering a OK prompt.

 

Actually, I answered it a minute ago on create your own story, get your facts right.

 

Only noobs post 194230850342357324 times on their own thread.

 

You're too afraid to go to McDonalds.

 

You're too afraid to walk.

 

You're too afraid to breathe.

 

You're too afraid to type.

 

You're too afraid to come up with a good roast.

 

You're too afraid to run a server.

 

Shhhhhhhhhh.

 

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttt you are.

 

You're a fanboy. You're such a big fanboy that all of the yanderes are in a corner trembling because you obsess over something more than they do.

 

You use the Freudian defense mechanism of denouncing traits you own, but unfortunately for you, we all know who the real weeaboo fanboy is. Am I supposed to believe that you're a friendly stranger if the face you have for a profile picture is not the real you? Y u always lyyyyyyyn...

 

are we supposed to believe you are someone? no because none has ever seen someone as ugly as you, therefore you're not a guy\



i didint understand ur roast soooo

 

Then it would seem you need to expand your vocabulary. #BurntButItsJustAPrankBro

 

You don't have a valid username, you fat frick.

 

Numbers are for nerds.

 

What's the difference between you and Nicole?
I actually hate Nicole. :>

 

I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one.

 

I would die of heights by jumping from your ego level to your IQ level.