Birthday Scenario

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Spoiler: Month

January.
February. Kills
March. Becomes best friends with
April. Have sex with
May. Eats
June. Sleeps with
July. Sings a song with
August.
September.
October.
November.
December. Farts on

Spoiler: Day

1. John Cena
2. Lord Voldemort
3. Your Mom
4. Luke Skywalker
5. Darth Vader
6. Harry Potter
7. Bruno Mars
8. Donald Trump
9. Spongebob
10. Justin Beiber
11. Peeta Mellark
12. Notch
13. Ron Weasely
14. Jeff the Killer
15. President Snow
16. Kermit the Frog
17. Dr. Gru
18. MrDeathWilliam
19. Elmo
20. ItsHarry
21. The Rake
22. Jeb
23. Grumpy Cat
24. Captain Underpants
25. Luna Lovegood
26. Adolf Hitler
27. Katniss Everdeen
28. Buzz Lightyear
29. Garfield
30. Ronald McDonald
31. ItsJerry

Spoiler: Mine

Have sex with Katniss Everdeen

 

Becomes friends with John Cena.


Nice.

 

Eats Bruno Mars

 

Kills Elmo

 

I officially hate you now :(

 

I really wish my birthday wasn't April 20th after reading my one

 

Mine is October Kermit the Frog? Looks like this is unfinished.

 

Sleeps with Kermit the frog.

 

Farts on Buzz Lightyear

 

Rest in peace Dr. Gru.

 

Have sex with Ron Weasely... Oh boy.

 

My sister would kill grumpy cat.

 

Become friends with Captain Underpants.
Sure.

 

I am sleeping with your mom...

 

Well, mines just great... Thanks <3

*Sleeps with Adolf Hitler*

 

Sings a song with Kermit the Frog

 

Kill Kermit? NOOOOOOO- actually, I hate the Muppets... But old Kermit was good so *clears throught*-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!