Inappropriate things to say on a First Date.

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  1. RealTDITyler

    RealTDITyler Will you love me after all the mistakes I've made?

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    What do you think is the most inappropriate thing to say on a date?

    • "Is your brother gay, I think he's hot!
     
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    "Isn't the waitress HOT?"
     
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    RealTDITyler Will you love me after all the mistakes I've made?

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    Damn
     
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    When you go in to hug her/him say "You smell different when you're awake"

    When you're on a date with @Katy_, you've got to say how much you love fuckboys.

    When you're on a date with @Aiden, don't go on a date with @Aiden ;D, you must talk about how good looking his least favorite singers are.
     
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    "Are those German kids hot?"
     
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    Did your ass come from space? Because it's out of this world!
     
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    Hi. (:
     
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    Hi, I'm Brianna
     
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    marry me
     
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    Wait... you're a girl?
     
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    For a guy to say I guess
    "Am I getting something"
    Or
    "Are you gonna put out for me"
    For a girl
    "What's your size"
    or
    "My ex had better restaurants to go to"
     
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    hey um i just met you
    and this is crazy
    so here's my number
    dont call me ever
     
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    RealTDITyler Will you love me after all the mistakes I've made?

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    Hey I just met you.
    You're looking crazy.
    What is your makeup?
    Crayola maybe?
     
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    You're prettier than my mom.
     
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    I like your ass.. can I smell it?
     
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    Tis not funny eh?
     
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    Yes, that dress does make you look fat.
     
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    Boy: *omg look at that ass, I want to ride it so bad*

    Boy: "Hey girl, what do you want to do today on our first date?"
    Girl: "I'm not sure, what should we do?"
    Boy: "Can I see that ass of your's?"
    [​IMG]
    Boy: "I meant you're donkey"
     
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    Good thing I have my library card, cause I'm checking you out.
     
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