super funny joke lol

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  1. dinoceros

    dinoceros Donator

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    Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

    I'm ready to bet 50$ that at least one person is offended right now.
     
  2. sraha

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    honeslty u should know that i sexually identify as a chicken and this rly offends my skin tone becaues i say im black and just by looking me in the eyes u r sexually offending me so
     
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    YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

    How dare you approprate chickenkin culture??? LIke sERIOsly? WYYY??? Does it please you to steal MY and MY chickenx people's ideology and rituals for some sICK GAME??? :////////
     
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    I am the one that ran it over :3
     
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    Pls lok fred, this iz onle cauzin a contrevesi.
     
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    How many hairs does it take to screw a light bulb? Hair doesn't do the trick, only claws do. Ohhhhhhhhhh!

    Somebody should be offended right now.
     
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    Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road.
    Because it was stuck in a crackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

    What am I doing with my life, be offended.
     
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    why did Adele cross the road? to say hello from the other side
     
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    I dream of a day where a chicken can cross the street without its actions being judged by us privileged humans.
     
  11. Trace

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    preach


    lmaoo
     
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    Why did the chicken cross the road?












    It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. A historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an Herculean achievement formerly relegated to Homo sapient pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurrence.
     
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    MC_Scout Fearless Leader Staff Member Manager

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    Not all Chickens can walk and cross the road.
    Check your Privilege.
     
  16. _ItsMayDay

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    Guys... shhhhh.
    @HCchicken will get mad about you talking about his kin.
     
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    What do you call a Jerome?

    He's actually Jerome. Look at his name for crying out loud.