Evilest thing you've ever done?

IVE KILLED A MAN!

 

Not really evil, but okay.
When I was young (around 8 years old), my brother used to bully me. I loved to draw skulls and blood, so I drew him lying on the ground dead with blood and a devil above him. I didn't know that it was that bad. A few years later my parents discovered it and they got very mad.

 

to be honest, I copied when I was doing my exam xD

 

i killed my hamster :(

i was a little kid, so i really didn't know any better. my friend and i thought it was fun to throw my hamster up in the air and basically play catch with him. he missed my friends hand and fell into the window sill and got a bloody nose. i started crying and ran out to my mom. it died a few days later, and i got in a lot of trouble.

 

i talked back to my mom

 

in class my friend was leaning back on his chair and the teacher kept telling him not to lean back because you could fall, when he leaned back again I put a little bit of water where the chair leg was, and he fell and everyone laughed

 

When I was little I'd like to toss my guinea pig down the stairs. Surprisingly, he was okay after each time. I'd also feed him carrots through the wrong hole. Carrots aren't made for the anus.

R.I.P Fuzzy.

 

Maybe not for him ;^)

 

That post is obviously stolen, because I posted the story on Memecenter about a year ago.

 

and im totally believing this

 

I saw another account post that on Instagram too.

 

Wowowowow

 

I put an ice cube down my brothers shirt when he was sleeping at like 3 am, actually I put 4 down his shirt.

 

You're deep c:, my heart just sank

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh

 

Hmmmm, the most evilest thing?? so hard to choose from all of them! :P
I guess it was the time at school when I was in 6th grade and when the teacher was not in the room and went and erased everything on the board and when she came back I threw the eraser at her and made her fell.

Yah.... wasn't a bright one back them. :(

 

Well... I'm not the most evil person...

I put a bumper sticker on my little sisters head. We had to cut all of her hair off. She wore a wig for about 2 months. >.<

My brother and I caught a bunch of fireflies in a jar and let them go in our room... we didn't kill any of them, so it was about a month before all of them got out of the house.

After Christmas one year, my brother and I decided it would be fun to build a fort made of Christmas Trees. We dragged about 50 Christmas trees that were on the curb into our backyard. The big trash would only take 2 of them a week, so we ended up having to go with Christmas trees piled up in our driveway for about 20 weeks.

Oh jeez... too many stories tbh.

 

Splatted someone who said they didn't like splatoon.

dont scream at me now kids

 

Didn't use MLA format on my persuasive essay. MUAHAHAHA

(Yes, I know, so evil, calm down ladies!)

 

hot.


I answered all my homework wrong and sold all the answers :)