You know your American when you...

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  1. xXGman_GamingXx

    xXGman_GamingXx A old itsjerryandharry player Donator

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    post comments on how think you can tell that you're american.
     
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    live in America....?
     
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    I think I just lost it....
     
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    xXGman_GamingXx A old itsjerryandharry player Donator

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    this is what happens when you leave me alone with energy drinks...... i just start creating random topics.
     
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    You know energy drinks don't really do anything? They just give you a slight energy boost for a while.
     
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    xXGman_GamingXx A old itsjerryandharry player Donator

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    true.... touche...
     
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    When your food of choice is a Hershey's bar and Coke.
     
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    Kizkuto uhhh Donator

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    HE SHOULD BE A DANK MEME
     
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    You know you're american when your menu is junk food.
     
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    when you spell things like "color", "favorite", "neighbor" etc.
     
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    When your burgers contain no salad.
    Like tf???
     
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    you mean lettuce? I don't think there's any salad in burgers.

    unless you invent a salald burger
     
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    On 2/21/16, at 12:10 PM, TheIncendium wrote:
    > buy a tank
    > fire it
    > while grilling hamburgers on top of the tank
    > while flying a large American flag
    > and reciting the constitution word for word

    @TheIncendium
     
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    When you can't spell..
    you're*
     
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    Lettuce, tomato, cucumber/pickles, carrot, ect
     
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    Oh.. ah... I hate tomato, cucumber/pickles, and carrots, I'm allergic to carrots. So I guess the only thing I like is lettuce.
     
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    when you go on a 5 minute drive and you past 20 mcdonalds.
     
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    Have grade school or call your mother "Mom" instead of "Mum".
     
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    When you label each other as "freshmen" and shit at school and use the term freshmeat too o_O
     
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