Would You Rather

The title is pretty self explanatory but I will go into more detail

Rules:
-Answer the previous would you rather, and in the same post, create your own would you rather for the next person to answer
-There is only one rule

Would you rather squeeze a thumbtack with your hand, or put a toothpick under your toenail and kick it against a door?

 

Thumbtack with my hand.

Would you rather be fat forever or be skinny only sometimes?

 

Thumbtack.

Would you rather suffocate under a pillow while sleeping or drown in a lake?

 

Ummm..... Suffocate under a pillow?

Would you rather have pants for arms or arms for pants?

 

Arms for pants.

Would you rather: Show everyone in your family your browser history, or have diarrhea once everyday.