So...chemistry jokes anyone?

I honestly have nothing better to do with my life, so I'm now asking you "normal" people to think up some chemistry jokes.
Although, most of the good ones Argon.
We usually take the bad ones, and Barium.
A lot of your jokes are going to be Boron.
"You want to hear a joke about Potassium?" "K"
"You want to hear a Sodium joke?" "Na"
Two guys walk into a bar, one says "I'll have some H2O" the other says "I'll have some H2O, too"
The other one dies.
If a king farts, is it a Noble Gas?

Alright, I would give more, but they probably won't get a good reaction.

 

I guess these jokes are periodically funny from time to time.

 

I don't trust atoms, I heard they make up everything.

 

I heard that oxygen and magnesium were going out. I was like: O-Mg. <3

 

I thought Oxygen was dating Potassium...OK

 

Sodium... Na

 

Let's take these damn chemistry jokes over there and barium.
@Zackery

 

I think I've lost an electron, in fact I'm positive.
I blew up my chemistry experiment.. Oxidants happen.
Why are chemists great for solving problems? They all have the solutions.
What do Batman and sodium have in common? Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
Is silicon the same in Spanish? Si.

 

I remember this from a Bill Nye episode

Bill Nye: *Crying*
Narrator: What's the matter Bill?
Bill Nye: Everything
Bill Nye: Everything is matter

 

If H20 Is water.....What is H204....
Drinking

 

Anyone up for a Pb sandwich?

 

If you come home with me, you'll be (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2.

 

Who 82Pb me to this thread again? ._.

 

Chem jokes? Na

 

technically you don't need the 82 there, ( which is just its atomic number) just Pb is lead itself :)

 

Na, I'd rather just include 82

 

You mean sodium?

 

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have an H20." The second chemist said, "I'll have an H20 too." Later the second chemist died.

If you don't get the joke, the second chemist said "H20 too" as if "H202" which is Hydrogen peroxide, which kills you.