post your best yo mama jokes

yo mama is so poor the ducks throw bread at her

 

This thread is so original everyone on here will probably hate you now for all these obnoxious jokes that aren't even funny.

 

i'll pack my stuff

 

LMAOOOO OMFG

 

yo mama so dumb she hates these sort of threads.

 

yo momma is so old
she says yo momma jokes

 

ur forehead is so big that yo momma's stomach cant even cover it

yo momma so fat that she broke the stairs to heaven

yo momma so fat that she fell off the stairs to heaven

yo momma so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said to infinity and beyond

yo momma so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said only one person please


fuck double posts

 

yo momma is so fat that even stormtroopers hit her 100% of the time
yo momma is the death star from star wars
yo momma gave birth to jabba the hut
if yo momma drops from a plane in yellow clothing, people think it's the sun


( yo momma also teached me english... halp)