Make the Worst Staff App Ever!

Probably how a nine year old would make an application:

IGN: KawaiiKittyGurl1337
Age: 18 dont listen to da people sayin im 9 lawlz
Timesone: its almost 1 at night for me now lawlz I stay up so ltae in my apartmint yes i now im young to have a apartmint but im smart and im finished wth collage
Location: i want to keep it to my self thx :)
Why u want to be mod: so i can help the server cause i love it :D
i forget the other questins, sorry :(

I spent too much time on this.

 

ahahaah

Edit: https://namemc.com/s?KawaiiKittyGirl

 

The worst staff app ever.

Now, make me co-owner.

Thanks.

 

IGN: meh nam is obvosli to the rite so rd it ok
aeg: 133769 lol im so funy and matur amirote heruendsf
tiemzon: idk u tell me
location: i dunt kno the exct plsce but i thbk its in cakiforna
why u wanna b modz: cuz i lik ban pppl its so funi when thy say umg!!11 dont ban me plz!!11!!!!1
expirences: i went to disnie onec
do u use temspeik: no because my mommy said dunt takl to strengers
how long u play mc: idk
how lng u play on the server: ive playd on it for 12 seconds and desidesd it was bor--- i mean so fun
when last time u mak ap: idk i think 2 seconds ago
why we chos u: becuz im so cool and ill hack u if u dont agre

k thxn andi love fatring farttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttstop


k bye!!1!!1!!!!!!!!1

 

Ign BITCH PLEASE

 

THAT IS THE BEST STAFF APP I'VE EVER SEEN!
ACCEPTED, YOUR OWNER RANK WILL APPEAR SHORTLY11!!!!111/1/?!?

 

Also:
If you still manage to read this text, congratulations! I can't read it btw.
Ign: NOPE LOL
Age: OVER 9000!!!
Time zone: Your mom's timezone
Y u want to be mod: cuz I do.

If you actually read it, your eyes are probably bleeding now. Gg

 

I read it.
Magic.

 

Neam: Kim Yoo Suk
aeg: 6969696969
Timzon: I'm in the zone, nothing's gonna stop me, I'm on my own.
Location: In your basement.
Why u want be mod: I have lots of mods on Minecraft, I don't want to be part of them.
Experiences: Fucking.
Do u use teemspek? LOL WHAT IS THAT OMG OMG I LOVE TO FUCK HORSES
How long u play mc? MC is love, MC is life.
How long up way server? Longer than your great-great-great-great-grandma was born.
When last tim u make app? I'm making it right now, dumbass.
Why we choose u? Because fuck you that's why.
Anything else we should know:

 

*cough* *highlights the text* *cough*

 

IGN: wut
age: wut
tiemzon: wut
loction: wut
Why u want mod? wut
previus exp: wut
do u use taemspek: wut
how long MC: wut
how long on serva: wut
when lsat tiem u maek app: wut
why chos u: wut
anyting esle: wut

 

Neeme: iF yU hUV a nEEME u rE sTPDI
agg: skpye me
Temazon: sEam zNOE! wE aЯЯЯЯ sAem
Locuttion: Hawaiiiieyyy fuuuu tropical
Wha u want be mud:bAby Caiilng mA A bRO
Exp poit:eI aM lOЯЯЯЯ oV Nutch
Du u uze temu speku:kOREAN pleez
How long u play mc?:1 cenTuryDecade
How long up way server?:eI heaЯЯd dis eN minePlex lUL
Whnn last tema u mak apple?: hottea
Why we choose u? :ayy goodness
Anything else we should know: lmao

 

You are about to read the best damn application ever. So gr8 in fact, they might NOSCOPE the accept.
I look forward to being your king I mean moderator...

It's a joke people.

 

Neam: My name is jeb_
aeg: 210000
Timzon: mars
Location: my butt
Why u want be mod: I wanna be a mod to see all my peeps. I luv to see all me fwiends.
Experiences: i got banned like 69 tousand das ago. jk
Do u use teemspek? wat is tat it sounds lik a stwip club
How long u play mc? i pway mc for like 2 trillion square units
How long up way server? like for ever
When last tim u make app? like 2 sec ago
Why we choose u? cause i am lonely and i wanna feel comforted for ppl
Anything else we should know: i am single and ready to mingle

 

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Neam: yosanasenpai
aeg: 85
Timzon: 2:27 pm
Location: 2341 fuka st
Why u want be mod: 我想接管服務器，使人們的奴隸，我會強迫他們做壽司開始我的壽司店，他們支付一分錢曾經7小時
Experiences: 使人們成為奴隸的，我知道家裡跑
Do u use teemspek? 我說我自己
How long u play mc? 自戰爭
How long up way server? 每天多小時
When last tim u make app? 我不記得
Why we choose u? 啟動一個壽司店，我們可以一起統治世界
Anything else we should know: 我忘了把我的藥
我想接管服務器，使人們的奴隸，我會強迫他們做壽司開始我的壽司店，他們支付一分錢曾經7小時
製作人變成奴隸運行在家裡我很清楚
使人們成為奴隸的，我知道家裡跑

 

my name is meluii
im 18 and im born in 2006 and i dont hack so YEAH
timezone what dose that mean o_O
location ur mom house
i wanna b a mod becozzzzzz im i dont hack and iiimmmmm ummm da owner of moejang and im owner of hyppixel and i can make ppl free mod ranks so thats y im a gud persin and i dont hack and fly and stuf soooooooooooooo yeahhhhhhhhhhhh
im a mod on moejang and hypixel and owner of moejang and im freinds with noch
i go on teemspeek everday and i hav a deep voice and im not squeaker and i dont so swear words so im a freindly guy
i played mc for 9 yers and i never got bannd from any server and i went to minecon 7 times and i helped moejang orginize it
i played on dis server for 6 years becoz noch showed me this server
i made a staff ap 2 day ago and i got exepted and my rank got taken off me becoz dey sed thay have 2 much mods
ummm u shud chhose me becoz i dont swear hack fly and im freinds with notch o_O
i have a deep voise and im not a sqeeaker

 

In-game username: Stupid
Age: The stupid age of 0
Gender: Stupidity
Location and Timezone: Stupocity, Stupad, Stupid Stupid States. My timezone is Stupid Central Time
How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made? I have made a total of stupid applications. My last one was very stupid.

How long have you been playing Minecraft? For a stupid amount of years
How long have you been playing on the server? This server is stupid
How active are you on the Server? Stupidly active
How active are you on the Forums? Stupidly active
How active are you on TeamSpeak? Stupidly active
Purchases made on our server (optional): [Dumb] [Obtuse] [Lame] [Moron] [Loser] [Stupid] And their all red because red is the color of stupidity


Previous experiences as a staff member: I have worked on many stupid servers. The first one was called Stupid.StupidPeople.Dumb. The second one was called Stupidity.mc. The last one was mc.Hypixel.Stupid.
What makes you a worthwhile helper? I'm stupid, and I love myself being stupid. Stupid is how I get good, good is how I get stupid. Only stupid people take over the world.
Why we should choose you: Because I'm stupid, rude, lame, horrible, and have no respect for anybody whatsoever. I'm so lazy, I'll even give away some free mod to everybody, because I'm stupid. Jerry and Harry don't know the good life, because their not stupid. No staff member knows how good it feels to be stupid. We need more stupidity on our staff team. I have a good IQ of 2, and I'm just stupid. Pick me, and I will give your server the stupidest job ever.
Extra comments (optional): I'm Stupid