If you were to "die" on the forums, what would be your cause of death?

One of these days, I'll cringe so hard I'll die.

 

A war between Threads and Likes.
If I go between them I would get spamed to death.

 

Dying because of emotions.

 

I'll die from the lack of Shawols (SHINee Fans)

 

your breath

 

excessive warnings...

 

If I were to die here, the cause of MY death would probably be caused by excessive time on here each day xD

 

being too hypocritical or caring too much :/

 

I'm already dead.

 

Not enough spicy memes.

 

sighh, too many temp bans from ME BEING SUCH A BADASS (or just swearing for fun...)

 

all the hate i get

 

Killed by not enough alerts

Time of death : 69:420:012

 

Choking on a McNugget

 

Either because of @Braylen 's excessive arm flailing, @Slothie_ 's smellyness, or @Magicxx130 and @Magicpoint 's hotness ;) <3

 

Getting Promoted

 

@SaraBB Choking on apple juice

 

I'd spend too much time on here and forget to breathe.
Or choking on a cough drop!! @CarmineSnow I STILL REMEMBER

 

Because Kenny wouldn't be satisfied. @BlabDaFish

 

Kenny will be the death of all (づ◕ل͜◕)づ