Good idea. I will burn it on my stove, cut it into pieces, eat it, and my stomach acids will disintegrate it.
You just got some camping fuel! Congratulations! You can actually use it as a fuel to make a camp fire and tell stories about how much Trump is a prick!
None of them, put them in ink. They'll just be covered in orange ink and you won't have to deal with the cringe of trump.