Make the Worst Staff App Ever!

grats

 

"Accept me I'm probably ok."

 

Neam: guythatshouldalwaysbepickedforstaf808
aeg: 9 but tell the guys I'm 28 ok
Timzon: i dunno but it duzznt mater dus it
Location: where you want me to be :Dddd
Why u want be co-owner: so i can kill people and be cool and awesome and use commans and take over the srvr nvm don't listen to dat last papapart. . .
Experiences: I has Ben mod on 34 servers and co-owner on 7632891837er68329374657389237465447839274567482937e6r47389475483947568439475666666661261236515726371235671275635763125631267136752136752163576135267213567125367512361253612573657215621365213652136521365213617235672513657132675213675231657123 so plz pick meh.
Do u use teemspek? dafuq is dat
How long u play mc? since i wuz born and when i was ababy
How long up way server? i didnt. join yet but its ok becuz i learn fast
When last tim u make app? dis is my first time an im doin an awsom job if i dpnt say so myself
Why we choose u? becuz i watch your videos an im only 9 jjbhuijo 28
Anything else we should know: u sound like my teacher so nah


IF U DONT ACCEPT MEH I WILL USE MY ULTMATE HACCKR POWERS TO BAN EVRYONE AND CONTROL THE SRVER SO PLZLPZZLZPLZZPZPZLZLZ. I WILL ALSO CALL THE COPPPS

SO DO IT.
BYE

TBH WarpClock sounds like an awesome name :P

 

Dat Naem: Prishmaaa
Mah Aeg: 2 1/2 i think
If I'm Boi or Gurllll: i r a gurl
Lokeetion and Teemzoen: i leev on mars nd teemzoen is not gud

Howzz long u ben playin dat MC? idk about 2 hourszz
Howz long u ben playin on dis awsum srver? 2 mins yo
Howzzzz activ r chu on dis Srvr? idk just gotted onn
Howz active r chu on le Forumzzz? about 1nce a decade maybe. isn't decade 1 min lol
Howw active u on za TaemSpaekk? i cant say dat, dafuq is dat
Dat stuffff i bot on dis servr: i bot god from my fwend, but he say it wont show up

Prev. bein' da staf meember: i hav been staf on al srvers
Wut maked u a awsum helpr? i can do stuf
Y we shud chooss chu: cause i awsum and my bff is notch :3
Other shtuf: if u dont mak me owner i wil get notch 2 ban u ccc:

 

Userbae: Faithful..

Anklge: 13.

Gendar: Mail.

Locktation & Timmyzone: Australia, (UTC + 9:30)

How long have you been playing world of warcraft?: When it came out.

How long have you been playing on our world of warcraft server?: 2013, November 3.

How active are you on world of warcraft?: I have made a timmytable below.

Spoiler: Timmytable

4:20 AM - 4:20 PM

How active are you on our forums for wow?: I don't have the forums, I don't even know how I posted this but whatever.

How active are you on our teamspeak for wow?: I use it every single day even though I don't have it... lmao.

What have you purchased from our wow network?: I have purchased three things just like the master dragon egg, The promotion egg & The master sword from hyrule.

What are your other experiences as being a staff member for wow?: I have no experience but this would be a start for me to get some experience.

What can you do with Helper on our wow server?: I can't stop all the hackers.

Why shouldn't we choose you for staff?: I just want it because I need it otherwise I will ddos and call the cops on this server..

Anything Else?: I hate you.. : )

 

so, where can I get admin again? I can't figure out how so just promote me.

 

In-game username: Yellow
Age: I am currently a prepubescent fetus
Gender: What one has a penis
Location and Timezone: I love in Harry's mouth and when he swallowed an apple clock it said Low Battery, so Low Battery I guess
How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made? 0

How long have you been playing Minecraft? For a while
How long have you been playing on the server? For a while
How active are you on the Server? For a while
How active are you on the Forums? For a while
How active are you on TeamSpeak? For a while
Purchases made on our server (optional): I bought donate custom ammount

Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: I was staff on Mineplex, Hypixel, ItsJerryAndHarry, owner on MCSG, Badlion, Kohi, MineHQ, promcgames, turdfactory, vikkcraft.
What makes you a worthwhile helper? I am useful at doing the things
Why we should choose you: Because Im a pokemon you are a trainer
Extra comments (optional):

 

In-game username: wut is usernam????
Age: um im 12 yeas oud!
Gender: wut a gender!!!??
Location and Timezone: My house! My timezone
How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made? 21!

How long have you been playing Minecraft? for 10 years!
How long have you been playing on the server? For 10 years!
How active are you on the Server? offline all the tiem
How active are you on the Forums? offline all the tiem.
How active are you on TeamSpeak? offline all the tiem
Purchases made on our server (optional): I bought nothing

Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: IM OWNER ON HYPIXEL!
What makes you a worthwhile helper? I like derping around and ban people for no reason.
Why we should choose you: Because ill give everyone op and give staff and everyone will get god mode so none call kill.
Extra comments (optional): Hi mom!!

 

Name: kawaiigirl123456789
Age: not telling lol!!!
Timezone: whats that?
Location: school ):<
Why you want be Mod:ive had experience with it in the past but i got band because i was too good lololol!!!
Do you use Teamspeak?: i speek to my teems sometimez
How long u play mc?: my whole life!!!! xDxDxDxD
How long up way server? huh???
When last tim u make app?: apps?? like phone game apps??? i have a lot of those!!
Why we choose u?: because im a good mod!!
Anything else we should know: I can't believe I spent five minutes writing this. I'm actually laughing, send help.

 

Name: Willy
Age: Why would I tell you?
Timezone: What do you mean, oooh. When you nod your head yes, but you wanna say what.
Location: the moon
Why u want be mod: So I can become popular on the server.
Experiences: I am a staff member on every minecraft server that exists.
Do you use teamspeak? Yes, I am in a team at school and we do speak.
How long have you played minecraft? 21 years.
How long have you been playing on the server? 21 years ago.
When did you make your last application? 27.00.000 years
Why we should choose you? Because I was told to in a dream I had.
Anything else we should know: BECAUSE I AM COOL.

 

THIS IS A STAFF APPLICATION.
ACCEPT ME NOW

 

the Worst Staff App Ever

 

*makes a thread in help section 5 minutes ago asking how to apply*


hi my name is odi and I am applying for the guest rank bcuz i love playing games & i know how to use the command /server and i know how to log out when i need to :) pls choose me and make me happy!!!! i am also fun i will tell hackers to stop and ban them forevaz and make sure u be nice to me :);):(o_Oo_O:D:D:p:p

 

Hello I wanna apply for staff

Auto-mod ples

I want to make Pedo statue in lobby because lobby is clearly dead

 

Me helper give.

 

naeme: spingebub
aja: ovar 9000!! heheh
tiemzune: wat is dat
location: freedy fazbars peeza
whi I wunt 2 bee mode: tu bana al da h8rs
experenses: i no bengacanada and i ama his bes frund i am staf one hiss surver
do i has temespeke: i asked mi mommeh wat dat is, she saide she doest no
how long i play mc: 2 mins
how long plagyin da survur: 1 minete
last time i made app: i maed 5 recent hehehehe
whi u should choose me: if you don't ill unleashe da power of fnaf!! heheheheh
anything else u shud no: im not potti traned


donte beh h8tr, gimme stuf
(Please don't take offense xD)

 

IGN: i dunt work dere
Aeg: 21
Location: I dunt feeel veree cumftable telin u dat
Timezone: Wats dat?
Howe acteeve arr u on da seerveer?: Nevahh
Howe acteeve arr u on da forummz?: THAT'S RACIST!
Howe acteeve arr u on temespek?: I cane eate me bogerz wih mah hairy
Why we should choose you: Im hawt

 

General Questions
IGn: huh ign is wat??
Aege: sory i fogot wat my aege is
Gender: boy
Location and Timezone: me live inside earth. timezone is the earth time
How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made? dis is an apicaton

How long have you been playing Minecraft? yesterday
How long have you been playing on the server? i never pay on dis serve b4 caus why mus i
How active are you on the Server? i say aldey upstair wat u read proply!11
How active are you on the Forums? wgat isa fromrem
How active are you on TeamSpeak? i got no tem lol spek in a tea
Purchases made on our server (optional): i buy dis seveh

Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: me own this seveh heagossihfsysgaygfuask
What makes you a worthwhile helper? caus i nice to evey1
Why we should choose you: caus i wan u to chose me
Extra comments (optional): afjksgugvagvgvsbhavj

 

Neam: idk
aeg: older than 0
Timzon: y u need to know
Location: y u need to no
Why u want be mod: so i can ban everybdy an keep te servr to my self
Experiences: me was owner one r324932047we5tr90we sweevers
Do u use teemspek? wats that
How long u play mc? ya like 324975923758934 yeears
How long up way server? um i jst joind it 30 secs ago lik wat
When last tim u make app? 35823095729057834 years 'go
Why we choose u? i said to ban ppl
Anything else we should know: na but i know 1+1

xD I love this thread