Fave *from Internet*: You might as well wear a tampon on your head because if you're gonna act like a pussy you might as well look like one too.
You must of been born on a highway, because thats were accidents happen You are so ugly that when your mum dropped you off a school she got fined for littering
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(Ok, so there was this guy at school, that bullied me every day. And he is fat. NO HATE TO FAT OR NOT SO SKINNY PEOPLE! So, me and my friends bought some candy at the store. This is what happened) He: *Walks toward me* Can i get some. *He didnt even ask it sweet* Me: *Looks at him* You already had enough. (He didnt get it at first so it continued) He: But, i didnt even had a single one? Me: Dude, look in the mirror.