Best Insults

Discussion in 'General Discussion / Real life stuff' started by vipa, Dec 28, 2015.

  1. _Magical

    _Magical Pokémon trainer

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    Fave *from Internet*: You might as well wear a tampon on your head because if you're gonna act like a pussy you might as well look like one too.
     
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  2. stanateez

    stanateez hongjoong enthusiast Donator

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    You must of been born on a highway, because thats were accidents happen
    You are so ugly that when your mum dropped you off a school she got fined for littering
     
  3. sebastiann

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    no insults at all are the best imo
     
  4. Pancho

    Pancho Guap Donator

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  5. Phoenix

    Phoenix Donator

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    (Ok, so there was this guy at school, that bullied me every day. And he is fat. NO HATE TO FAT OR NOT SO SKINNY PEOPLE! So, me and my friends bought some candy at the store. This is what happened)

    He: *Walks toward me* Can i get some. *He didnt even ask it sweet*
    Me: *Looks at him* You already had enough.
    (He didnt get it at first so it continued)
    He: But, i didnt even had a single one?
    Me: Dude, look in the mirror.
     
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  6. MartijnHagen

    MartijnHagen

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    Him: Suck my d**k
    Me: My mother told me not to suck on small things.

    ._.
     
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  7. nala

    nala A cat in a sock

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    Person: *gets disgusted/scared*

    What, saw your reflection? I know, hard to unsee.
     
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  8. TheUndeadBrave

    TheUndeadBrave Life's too short, make the most of it!

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    Well...uh...you're stupid
     
  9. Xcel

    Xcel Donator

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    Right in the feels
     
  10. chestnutblonde

    chestnutblonde

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  12. Hobsy

    Hobsy Legend | Happy c:

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    this is the best thread oml aha.
    if you want to swear without insulting:
    you're a mother trucker
     
  13. dinoceros

    dinoceros Donator

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    wtf is this kid doing
     
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  14. Smg

    Smg Retired | Also known as 'Phaithful' Donator

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    WHAT ARE THOSE

    ( sorry I had to :) )
     
  15. CaptainJackValdy

    CaptainJackValdy I got a plan to save the server, just have faith

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    That a dude or a chick?


    Also IS gone, not ARE gone.
     
  16. chestnutblonde

    chestnutblonde

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    She's a girl.
     
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