Who can reply the most random thing

I cut a potato off my bed once

 

Tits

Spoiler: Some tits.

 

My goat has ebola

 

potato.

 

hi

 

I once had a pet leprechaun named "Vladimir" but he got off his leash and beat up people with his copper pot full of doggy poop.

 

your mom

 

hamad
@Safoya

 

The best pizza is no pizza at all and superman can be high on drugs while you go sniff moldy cheese infested with ebola seeking worms and a goat is stuck in a money tree outside while chewing on some carpet from next door, plus a small baby can fit in a washing machine but closing the door is illegal because it's a baby and trump has fluffy hair like on corn or fluff on a cat but my reply makes no sense because purple aliens are addicted to pancakes laced with rat poisoning, also peanut butter cookies are a lie because cookie dough doesn't grow on bushes but a walrus can live in a lake because they like McDonald's french fries and maybe that donut you ate the other day was a projection made by a super computer in the matrix but no one has read this far because nothing makes sense and I like cookies but not cake or cupcakes but muffins are amazing because chocolate is made of butter and salt but avocado is made of walnuts that fit on the roof by mathematical equations because a geometric house is a lie, plus the reason that you breath each day is actually caused by a reaction of fire and water but ice is better and freezes your pet(s) and grammar don't apply, just kidding it does but only on the East coast because if you're deaf you can't live in Canada or watch anime and mad libs are made of bricks, although the alligator head on my tv is happy, unlike you because you just read this.

 

boogers only taste with mustard on gingerbread

 

Sorry I just puked a little in my mouth

 

the most random thing

 

Was that random?

 

Anime above Anime

 

A romance with cheese

 

Secretly living inside @Kryokin's closet.