"A strange note from the year 2099: On Christmas eve 2015 I stopped in to the Hypermall for some last minute shopping. I guess I didn't realize it was closing and got locked in while using the washroom. I panicked at first but eventually accepted my fate and curled up on a bench next to an ebay outlet. Trapped in the Hypermall for Christmas. Fortunately for me, security forgot to turn off the stereo system. There was something about the holiday playlist that night. It put me at ease. Before the doors opened the next morning I found a copy of the tape in the mall manager's office and have kept it ever since. We no longer have christmas in 2099. So I'm sending a copy of this back in time to you, in case you need it. Happy Holidays DJ Bloody Sunday hypermall.bandcamp.com" I genuinely enjoy this. But the real question is, why are you reading this?