Disproving snake stereotypes

A lot of people are scared of snakes, and a lot of them are poisonous but aesthetically, snakes are nothing to be afraid of.

Snakes are actually super adorable, if you need me to show you then:

Spoiler

SNAKES ARE NOT SLIMY, THEY ARE VERY SMOOTH AND SQUISHY
SNAKES ARE NOT SCARY, LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE SMILES AND BEADY EYES
SOME SNAKES ARE DANGEROUS, BUT IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN THE BUSH ANYTIME SOON WHERE THEY LIVE.
GO TO YOUR NEAREST PET STORE AND ASK TO HOLD A SNAKE. I GUARANTEE YOU WILL LIKE THE SMOOTH SQUISHYNESS

 

the first time I got to hold a snake I was terrified and then it wrapped itself around my neck and the texture of it's skin is really nice
then there was a newfound respect for them boop c:

 

What happens when you got close to one? They'll still be adorable, but a Python can wrap around you and suffocate you.

 

I'd like to see you try and hug a boa constrictor. Even pythons can still kill you, lol.

 

I LOVE SNAKES
EVERYONE PUT SNAKES AROUND MY NECK
I WANT TO HOLD SNAKES
SNAKESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

"everyone put snakes around my neck"
inb4 suicide

 

kek

 

I never said to go out and hug every snake there is out there. I am fully aware of the danger that some snake breeds can hold. I'm just trying to help people to be less irrationally afraid of snakes, because aesthetically they're cute.

 

I agree, Snakes are not scary at all. I mean, he fit in perfectly with a cartoony game like Smash Bros, kappa