Write down your letter for Santa

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  1. CaptainJackValdy

    CaptainJackValdy I got a plan to save the server, just have faith

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    title explains lmao, mine:


    Dear Santa,

    Since you are giving away a shit-ton of different and cool gifts, I felt like I wanted them all. I don't give a shit if I act selfish. So, I discovered your base and stole your trajectory plans for gift-giving. Then, I poured your reindeers I inflammable oil to make sure they burn to fucking death. Using my super Intelligent brain, I calculated that all of your reindeers will be cooked in less than 40 minutes. In this time, you'll reach Australia. Your dead you and your reindeers will be in the south section of Australia. Oh, I forgot to mention that I sprayed some Anti-Fire on the bag with gifts, to make sure they don't burn. The entire gift bag will be mine. For Christmas, I want a PS8 with the latest console of 2096.

    PS: I am cute.
    -CaptainJackValdy
     
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  2. Strikyn

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    dear santa

    fuck you

    love me
     
    Strikyn, Dec 12, 2015
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  3. Joseph10003

    Joseph10003 hi. Donator

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    Dear Santa,

    Give me a life.
     
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  4. valentino

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    Dear santa

    wait, why am i even writing this to you, you dont exist
     
    valentino, Dec 13, 2015
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  5. ValentineAmy

    ValentineAmy in college Donator

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    Dear Santa,

    Hi! Um okay, so yeah, silly for a 13 year old to still believe in Santa, but I'm not going to ask you for anything, beCAUSE EVERY FRIGGIN TIME I ASK YOU JUST GET ME SOMETHING STUPID. Anyways you're cool and I'm going to eat your cookies and drink the milk if you aren't, so happy night.
     
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    Dear Santa

    Hi mum! what presents are you buying for me?
     
    _Frizzy, Dec 13, 2015
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  7. MC_Scout

    MC_Scout Fearless Leader Staff Member Manager

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    dear santa:
    Hows the ban?
     
    MC_Scout, Dec 13, 2015
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  8. CaptainJackValdy

    CaptainJackValdy I got a plan to save the server, just have faith

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    I'll buy you a Atari. (I'm your mom) :3
     
    CaptainJackValdy, Dec 13, 2015
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  9. Spoiler

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    Dear Santa.

    I have been a very good buscus this year.

    I've been a very good this year and all I want is the gun from portal.

    Amen, David.
     
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    Dear Santa.

    필수 한국어를 제대로-번역.

    Thanks.
     
    TheEntroGent, Dec 13, 2015
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  11. Snowwyy

    Snowwyy Veteran member - Galladepow

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    Dear Santa,

    Fallout 4 runs at 50fps with the lowest settings in my computer
    pls fix
    Give me an Nvidia GTX 970
    I've been a good boy

    Thanks homie.
     
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  12. LadyGaga

    LadyGaga The cake isn't a lie Donator

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    Dear Santa.

    You copied Sinterklaas. But you live on the northpole, while Sinterklaas lives in Spain.
    So please... Remove that pillow from under your belly and be a normnal person again.

    Kind regard. -Sven
     
    LadyGaga, Dec 13, 2015
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  13. dinoceros

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  14. SellZy

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    Dear Santa,

    I sadly don't celebrate christmas, so tell my parents to change that. Tybye



    Also, I want a swegway for christmas.
     
    SellZy, Dec 13, 2015
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  15. Krewlex

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    Dear Santa gimme wings so I can fly to @KateVampire whenever I want TYYYYYYYY
    Oh and lots of money caus... money
     
    Krewlex, Dec 13, 2015
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  16. CaptainJackValdy

    CaptainJackValdy I got a plan to save the server, just have faith

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    You know how to ruin dramatic moments Xeno... You do...
     
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  17. Katerina

    Katerina Former Mοd Donator

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    Dear Santa
    let me live with him
    oh and also burn the whole world down

    love,
    Kate
     
    Katerina, Dec 13, 2015
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  18. CaptainJackValdy

    CaptainJackValdy I got a plan to save the server, just have faith

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    What a cute fucking couple...
     
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  19. ItsPacers

    ItsPacers Well-Known-Member Donator

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    Dear Santa,

    Just give me stuff pls
     
    ItsPacers, Dec 13, 2015
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