Yo Mama Jokes

Okay, so this thread in off-topic is pretty much where you think of a yo mama joke, and post it here. Please do not use any kind of curses or offensive words towards other religions and/or races. You can post up to 5.
Mine: Yo mama so dumb, she went to the dentist to get a bluetooth

 

Yo mama is so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

 

People who knows this joke from white chicks =)

Yo mama is so old that her breast milk is powdered.

 

Yo mama so stupid, she sat on the tv and watched the couch.

 

Yo Mama so fat, she was arrested for carrying 20 pounds of crack!

 

you stole my joke! how dare you!

 

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need the internet, because she's already worldwide.

 

I did? Btw, how did I steal it? Hmmmmm?

 

Yo mama so fat, that she went to McDonalds, looked at the menu and said "OK"

 

Yo mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they had to put a blanket over the ocean.

 

Yo mama is so ugly, she went to the strip club, and she was paid to keep her clothes on.

 

Yo mama's so fat, she's fat AHAHAHA ;3

 

Yo mamma so ugly, when she looked in the mirror: IT EXPLODED

 

Yo mamma is so stupid that she tried to drown a fish

 

Yo moma so fat when the bus crashed in her she said 'Who threw that rock at me?'

 

Yo mama'a so fat, even bob the builder couldn't fix it.

 

Yo mama's so fat, when she walks past the TV, I miss 3 episodes :3

 

Aaaaaaaaaand this is why I use the computer to watch MLP TV.

 

yo mama so fat there wasn't enough room in the lobby for everyone

yo mama so white that the sun became blind

:L

 

Yo mama so fat....When she died in cod the other player got a care package(5 person kill streak)