My first near death experience

It was rainy day we were in the car and it was like 5 am.We were visiting my relatives we tried to get there early so we wouldn't get stuck in traffic.There was like a big hole our tire slipped and nearly hit the car next to us then my dad turned the car the other side where it literally scratched the car but noone was hurt lol.
I was listening to music and it was so sudden lol.

 

I choked on a peanut butter ball but luckily my mom saved me

 

- After coming home from a New Year's eve party, in our neighboorhod there were police cars all over the place, and later we realized that there were two armed men roaming the neighborhood who had broken into a house, and they got Apprehended just across the street from my house.

- I was on a road trip, and the traffic was slowing down due to road construction, and the huge truck behind wasn't paying attention untill It was almost too late, and had to swerve almost into the grass to avoid smashing into us.

 

Fr. What part? You get all the snow?

 

Does slipping in a puddle and hitting 1cm from my temple and eye count? I was knocked out and bleeding pretty bad..

It was actually not that long ago this one happened. I was in my garage getting money from our safe when I tripped and gained a concussion, I ended up falling asleep and non-responsive for 30mins. Tell you what, hurts like a bitch cracking a concrete wall..

 

The ages of 9-12 I was diagnosed with seizures. I had fevers or 109. They said I didn't have a lot of time to live. Luckily I survived.

 

Fell of my bike, hit my head BAD when i was 4. Knocked out cold and almost didnt wake up. How i woke up? 5 words: Nightmares help you wake up.

 

Mine happened just 2 weeks ago.
I had to get an appendectomy (get my appendix remove).
Luckily my appendix didn't burst yet when I had the surgery, but if it did burst I'd have about 3 days or something to get it remove or I'd die.

 

Especially if someone is overweight :/

Peed in his arms? Hot

Ouch.



Does choking on steak count as near death?

 

Some of these are scary and cringeworthy..

 

I am not fat, well, you can say that. I had a REALLY bad injury on my leg when I fell over at the pool.
I was under it.

 

I wasn't calling you fat.
I said it's Aweful when some fat person jumps on the pool mat you're under.

 

All the snow.

 

-I used to live in the ghetto, anyway when I was 7 I was riding my bike and this guy down the street pulled out a gun and open fired on this dude parallel to me on the road but, luckily I jumped a fence.
-Apparently when I was 2 I couldn't breathe well and was admitted to the hospital many times.
-I disobeyed my former step father one time and he started throwing shit at me and I was hit in the head with a chair but my mom walked in and calmed him down but she was hit a few times as well.

 

bullets hurt.

 

:o

 

ur stepfather tho

 

Damn.

Your stepdad was mental.

Umm. Almost choked on an uncooked piece of macaroni. When I broke my finger I lost a butt load of blood. Almost hit a car dead on while riding my bike. Almost lost my foot thanks to a revolving door. Yeah. Stuff.

 

My mom was rear ended a couple of years ago and I was in the front seat. I flew up and hit my head on the glass, broke it. I suffered a concussion and shards of glass in me.

Great.

 

I was across the street when the bombs at the Boston Marathon happened. I wasn't near death, just pretty injured from debris flying out of the building. No one believes my story but that's their problem :/