Make the Worst Staff App Ever!

N4m3: Idek wot a Naym is
4ge: I is a cat and 6 weeks old.
Tiemzone: Exactly 352:89 according to the broken microwave.
Locachiun: Ur closet o wait I wasn't suppozed to tell u dat.
Why u want to get Helper? So I can haz sweg.
Previous exp3rience: I need to get moar from the exp farm brb
Have you purrchased a rank? Ya, I bought a bag of doritozzzz! Yey doritoz!
Are u active on teemspeak? Ya I've been there 4 84737488337 yearz, I

I ish too lazeh to right the rest so bai. Plz op. Meh

 

what does format meain? Gimme op Plz.

 

hi my name is miner and gimme op plz i wunt hak ill be nice n stuff k accept me now thankkkkssssss :D:D:D:D:D

*comment* Use the format
*my comment* NO STOP TRYING TO GET ME TO FAIL URGHGHGHGHGH
*seven posts later*
If you know who I'm talkin bout. ;)

 

IGN: I don't know what that is but my name is Creeper5484
Age: I've been playing Minecraft for 2 years
Location: In a singleplayer world, I'm in a savanna biome :D
Timezone: I did /time set 0 5 minutes ago
What times are you most active: I play alot
Why do you want to become a helper: so I can help
Previous experiences as a moderator: I moderated on club penguin but got fired for swearing at a blue penguin
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: I got the rank [Mike] in an rp in creative 3 :D
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: I msg people who are in my creative plot team
How long have you been playing Minecraft: Didn't you just ask me that
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: I started this morning
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: 6 minutes ago, but no one viewed it so I am making a new one
Why we should choose you: so I can help
Anything else you want to add: no

 

IGN: What is that?
Age:5
Location: HELL
Timezone: 300
What times are you most active: around 100 and 300
Why do you want to become a helper: Because I can ban ppl all I want :D

Previous experiences as a moderator: JUST BANN
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: NON- DONATOR
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: YEAH EVERY SINGLE DAY
How long have you been playing Minecraft: like 3 days O_O
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: 3 days
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: 20 years ago
Why we should choose you: BECAUSE
Anything else you want to add:FUCK YOU

 

You use Firefox lol. Also. WINDOWS XP HOME EDITION FTW

 

Neam: SethBeard
aeg: 69
Timzon: 9001
Location: on SethBling's face. It feels good there...
Why u want be mod: Pretty much, because I want to GET OFF SETHBLING'S FACE AND STOP SEEING HIM PLAYING SUPER MARIO!
Experiences: Well, I can some how use the keyboard, idk how, but, that's a kind of experience, no?
Do u use teemspek? Ýḝḁḫ. Sorry, it's hard to speak in English instead of SethBeard language for so long, just ignore that... It supposed to be "yeah"
How long u play mc? Well, since SethBling started playing Minecraft, which is 3,4,5 years?
How long up way server? 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds ago. Wow SethBling writes like *really* fast, thanks Seth!
When last tim u make app? -20.6290284203482038
Why we choose u? BECAUSE I'M A BEARD!!!!!! I'M FLUFFY VERY VERY FLUFFY JUST SMELL ME!
Anything else we should know: If I talk sometimes in SethBeard language, forgive me, please.

 

Neam: Meep
aeg: 9001
Timzon: wut the fuck is that.
Location: pewdiepie
Why u want be mod: im smexy
Experiences: I em so gud, i ben 302049230423894238904573490573453475890347534895734598347583497 hakurs
Do u use teemspek? wut is dat
How long u play mc? 9001 deis
How long up way server? 0.0001 sec ago pls
When last tim u make app? 0.00001 sec
Why we choose u? Immu tel mu daddu on u if u dun aceitp me
Anything else we should know: i em smexy, i potato.

 

IGN: Ummmm... I no remember
Age: None of ur business
Timezone: it's about 4: 11 right now
Location: Earth
What time is me most active: Mondays though Mondays the next week
Why I wants to be mod: cause I enjoy abusing power
Previous xp being mod or somethin: welllll funny u asked cause me had Ben mode lots o times but me lost all da jobs cause they no like me no more
Have u bought a rank: eyes gotten hero brine rank 4 times
R u active on team speak : nah I don't team or speak with people
How long have u played minecraft: as long as it took me to write this
How long have u played on itsharryandjerry: as long as it took me to write this
When is da last time u wrote staff app: DERP DE DERP I'm writing one now
Y pick me: cause me grammar be spot on and cause me is better ten EVERY1
Extra comments: xD dis thread doe man and ik it's j&h I did that in purpose

 

IGN: Non of yo bisnis (I bump treads ter yu hapy)
Age: 999999999999999999999 Oldst pers in te word
Location: Crap, United States
Timezone: Crap Timzon
What times are you most active: When I fell lik bumpin treads
Why do you want to become a helper: so i can bump treads an nt git on trobl fo it
Previous experiences as a moderator: i hav bumprd sicks treads in sicks dais
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: te bumping rnk
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: ony wen i bump treads
How long have you been playing Minecraft: ever since i start bumpiMg treads
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: ever since i start bumpong tis tread
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: wen i bumped it
Why we should choose you: cause i will bump 999999999999999999999999999999999999999 treads
Anything else you want to add: i lik to bump treads c:

 

Name: Bob
Age: 9 dog years
Location: Here
Timezone: +0,1337 GMT
What times are you most active: I'm not that active only 23 hours a day (I'm not an addict xD).
Why do you want to become a helper: Because I want to help the server and I do not want to ban everyone or hack the website.
Previous experiences as moderator: I have moderator (absolutely not hacked) on 577 servers. I feel so proud of myself.
Have you purchased a rank: I'm busy trying to hack the [Herobrine] rank.
Are you active on TeamSpeak: TEAMSPEAK SUX!1!!1!one!!
How long have you been playing minecraft: I forgot sorry
How long have you been playing on ItsJerryandHarry: Uhm I never logged into the server but I will do it in a minute...
When is the last time you made an application: ?
Why should we choose you: I will tell your parents if you wont choose me
Anything else you want to add: Hi my name is Bob

 

giv me power

 

mod pls

 

Name: YOUR MOM!
age: 21 (HAHAHA TWENTY-ONE)
Timezone: In my moms car, VHROOM VHROOM
what times are you active?: Whenever I am horny! XD LOL
why do you want to become a helper?: so i could ban everyone EVERYONE!! MUHAHAHAHAHHA
Experiences: on what? your mom?
Do you use teamspeak?: dafuq
How long have you played Minecraft?: what is minecraft?
How long since you made your last app? just rn
any additional notes?: I am bob and bob likes bob's bob bob bob.. mkay

 

Name: Jack
Age: 9
TimeZone: Well my bedtime is strictly 8:00 but im sure we could work around it!
Location: My mom told me not to share information like that online!
Experince: Well I play tag a lot at recess with John and Carter. We also talk about TheDiamondMinecart! SO I LOVE MC!!1!!!!!
TeamSpeak: I am a troller LOL XDDDDDDD
How Long do you play mc 4: I played it for 10 yearssince I was 1. I love jarry and herrry and my grandma would be really proud if igot saffted.
How long was it up: 10 years lol :P
Last time you made an app: Yesterday
Why do you chose emm me**: Well i have a lto of fun playing mc and i love to build LOL :PPPP I hatE cursing becuase mai mom said its really bad :3. so i realty waant sataff so if u want a loyail plaier who plais all thi tmiem, chooz me !1!1!1!!

 

In-game username: i dont have a player
Age: i think its modern know
Gender: y do u care
Location and Timezone: my location is my house in my room on my chair know
How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made? i made a application 4 days but it denied so i did new 1
How long have you been playing Minecraft? i never played mc i just watch people play
How long have you been playing on the server? what server
How active are you on the Server? what server
How active are you on the Forums? this is second thread i made
How active are you on TeamSpeak? is that trick question
Purchases made on our server (optional): if i say i bot GOD do i accept more
Previous experiences as a staff member: i saw videos of stuf on servers so i know how it works
What makes you a worthwhile helper? i just wrote application about dat wtf
Why we should choose you: cuz everyone else dont listen to tips
Extra comments (optional): i aded color cuz on my app some1 said it would make me accept

heres my header

 

Neam: Xx_FackYou_xX
aeg: 1
Timzon: 1:00 23456765434:00 est
Location: Yo buttho
Why u want be mod: Cause i fart very nicely.
Experiences: 1 day on murnplax
Do u use teemspek?: SHUT UP WE HAVE SKYPE
How long u play mc? 2 1/2 secundz
How long up way server?: How long does a tree grow? Deadlyyyy 2k15
When last tim u make app? Ur butt o clock
Why we choose u? Shut the hell up or ddos
Anything else we should know: u smell like a banana

 

General Questions
In-game username:
Age: 39
Gender: Male
Location and Timezone: Virginia and EST
How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made? Last night

How long have you been playing Minecraft? 3 Years
How long have you been playing on the server? Since the day before it came out
How active are you on the Server? Nah
How active are you on the Forums? Yes
How active are you on TeamSpeak? Pass the weed
Purchases made on our server (optional): I bought a stack of logs on skyblock3

Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: Nope
What makes you a worthwhile helper? Idk your the judge
Why we should choose you: because I am me
Extra comments (optional): Yeah

 

In-game username: calebthekidmc! mc stands for minceraft. ;)

Age: idk. you should know tho.

Gender: idk. my mommy told me ima dud soooo....

Location and Timezone: at my house

How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made? too long of a question. can I skip this one

How long have you been playing Minecraft? fur 6 whole years. i think

How long have you been playing on the server? fur about 10 whole years. dafuq

How active are you on the Server? i go on once a year :)

How active are you on the Forums? this is my furst time postig on this forum

How active are you on TeamSpeak? teamwhat?

Purchases made on our server (optional): in survival i bought a house from someone. they r niiiceee.

Previous experiences as a staff member: my mum told me i was immature, sooo

What makes you a worthwhile helper? i can do the whip and nae nae

Why we should choose you: because i said so

Extra comments (optional): PICK ME AS HELPER OR IMA KILL YOU B*TCH!!! thx for ur time.

 

In-game username: hotgirl69
Age: 69
Gender: man
Location and Timezone: somewhere
How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made? I have made OVER 9000
How long have you been playing Minecraft? 1 minute
How long have you been playing on the server? 420 years
How active are you on the Server? what server
How active are you on the Forums? what r the forums
How active are you on TeamSpeak? what the heck is teamspeak
Purchases made on our server (optional): none i spent all my money on a white van
Previous experiences as a staff member: I helped on ever y server
What makes you a worthwhile helper? because i can ban ppl
Why we should choose you: im cool
Extra comments (optional): thank for redin pls accept plss!!!