500 Ways To Die

Set fire to your hair

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear

Eat medicine thats out of date

Use your private parts as piranha bait

Get your toast out with a fork

Do your own electrical work

Teach your self how to fly

Eat a 2 week old unrefridgerated pie

Find a psycho killer inside

Scratch a drug dealers brand new ride

Take you helmet of in outer space

Use a close dryer as a hiding place

Keep a rattle snake as a pet

Sell both your Kidneys on the internet

Eat a tube of super glue

I wonder what this red button do

Dress up like a moose during hunting season

Disturb a nest to wasp for no good reason

Stand on the edge of a train station platform


Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing

Run across the tracks of the platforms


22-42
#dumwaystodie

 

43.
Messing with Lord Tourette

 

Have a 720.000.000.000$ Bounty on you.

 

Going on CoD when you're 3 years old.

 

Sing the selfie song

 

Seing the Illuminati

 

Spell something wrong near a grammar freak.

 

Grammar Nazi**

Piss of Lady Colin Campbell from Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here

 

Say "Hi how are you" to a drunk cop.
(He will hear "How high are you")

 

"Accidentally" summon the horsemen of the apocalypse.

 

Eat an Apple (Phone)

 

Leak a murderer's nudes. You'll be dead in no time.

 

54. Throwing a girls Starbucks (anything) on the ground and ruining it.

 

55. Holding a gun and say:"the gun is safe!". To proof it, holding the gun at the head and shots

 

This isn't 55.

35. Using the wrong number

 

Slightly off topic, check this vid out, it's pretty good.



56. Saying "I hate anime" on the internet.

 

37. Ignoring my last post


We haven't reached anywhere near 50 yet -,-

 

Some people have put more than 1 way to do in their posts, one person did 22-42.

58. Putting $3 of gas in your helicopter.

 

59.
Waking up your cat

 

60. Some how choking on a Malteser