1: I became baes with Harry Potter. 2: Killed Harry Potter with a pickle. 3: Demoted to Harry Potter by Jerry. 4: Had a fight with Harry Potter. 5: Ate my Harry Potter with some coke. 6: My new nemesis is now Lord Of The Rings. 7: I impressed the school headmaster by showing Lord Of The Rings to him. 8: Sold Lord Of The Rings for $69.69. 9: Promoted to Lord Of The Rings by Harry. 10: Wrecked the universe by staring at Lord Of The Rings. 11: I like eating Blockbuster movies every now and then. 12: I like to wear Blockbuster movies as shoes. LAWL