Awkward Moments in School

Ok. One time we had new students in our Intermediate class. They hated each other and were always fighting. It was so funny when one called the other one ugly.


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I always reach school the latest and usually get lost as to where to assemble or what class it is.

 

I just hate it when I ask a question and moments later another person asked the same question im like I JUST ASKED THAT -,-

 

That momemt when you get hungry and you have a test... My stomach just roars when I'm hungry

 

Teacher - HELLO BETH, CAN I READ THE BOOK YOU'VE WRITTEN?
Me - nouuuuuuuuuuuuu *sadly passes the book to the teacher embarrassed*

 

This is not awkward just The Worst

Teacher: Class, every Monday for the next few months we will do a: Reasoning test, a Writing and comprehension Test and a Maths test.

(Me: Fudge This.... I'm Out!)

The last bit was fake. :)

 

Its awkward when you accidently call the teacher mom . xD

 

I have to go to school in slippers on and it so awkward

 

*A guy in my class waves in my direction*

Me: *waves back*

Him: *comes towards me*
*completely passes me and goes to the yardduty behind me and starts talking to her*

Me: *embarrassed and runs to the girls bathroom*

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Me: *yells* STOP BEING PORN

*everyone around looks at me*

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*Lunch time*

*I say something I think is funny*
[my friends and I sit at the guys table, across my guy best friend and his friends]

*laughs so hard that I'm not even audible anymore and just sit there coughing and making weird gestures until I fall off the bench*

*all the guys stare at me*

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*guy best friend comes up and starts talking to me*

*me trying not to make eye contact (because I don't like looking at people's eyes when we talk even though that's rude, I just feel so uncomfortable and awkward like WHAT IF I HAVE SOMETHING ON MY FACE OR WHAT IF THEY HAVE SOMETHING ON THEIR FACE AND IM JUST LOOKING AT THEM AND I CANT SAY OTHERWISE I SEEM RUDE OR JUST I CANT)*

*ends up walking away because I can't look at him*

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TL;DR: I'm an extremely awkward person.

 

When I slapped someone with my sandwich

 

Something similar

 

Lol

 

I hate having to walk into class in the middle of class after dentist appointments and stuff.

 

-When I ask a question and moments later another person asks the exact. same. thing.

-Walking into class after teacher talks to you outside, returning from the toilet or dentist appointments and everyone just stares at you -.-

-When I tripped in front of my ENTIRE class after freaking out because I saw a cockroach

-When I yelled at my best friend really loudly because she misheard me and was like "OOOH LOLOLOL" and our teachers stared at us...

-That awkward moment when you're the only one in P.E. class who can't do a cartwheel.

-This one happened today. I wouldn't really consider it in school because the competition was outside, but here:

My friend and I just returned from a competition and we went to a nearby mall. I was waiting outside Toys R Us with my friend then he went in and a few minutes later my mom came to pick me up. I went into the toy store with her because I hadn't been there in FOREVER, and I saw my friend. My mom hadn't seen him before so she was curious as to how he looked like. Hence I yelled my friend's name but he was running around to find something. I sort of chased after him and I'm not so sure if anyone saw it, but if they did it's freaking embarrassing because I bet I looked like some crazed girlfriend chasing after her boyfriend. (no he's not my crush I don't have one atm) And the WORST part was we were in our school uniforms. FML

 

I had a math substitute the day we took a geometry test on triangles and midpoints and perpendicular bisector theroums and all that stuff. The result was hilarious. The teacher was African-American, and was horrible at English, yet somehow pronounced my name and everyone else's name right, the hard ones.
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*After taking attendance and in the middle of test*
Teacher: Ok now, the office just called for an "Andrew", who here is Andrew?
Me and person next to me: There is no Andrew in this class.
Teacher: Ok, so what do I say to the office?
PNTM: Tell them that they need to call another room for him.
Teacher: Thank you.
*minutes later*
Teacher: How do you get to the office? Which stairwell?
Me: You take the one to the right, go another right, take a le-
Teacher: That's too much to remember, thank you. How do you call down to the office, or whatever the term is?(Calling the office from the phones in every classroom)
PNTM: You grab the phone and press one of the numbers.
Teacher: Which one?
PNTM: I'm not sure, try 0.
(Everyone's heads): LMAO THIS SUB'S SUCH A DUMBASS AHAHAHA
I heard snickering throughout the entire test from across the room. It came from the left, right, and every person in the classroom including me.
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The next day in math class, one of the kids that was "sick" was really staying at home playing BO3. Hell, even the teachers knew it. He was prestige2 already and had "a bad case ofdiarrhea". My friends saw the light in his room and heard the gunfire. The teacher's just there with a wide open mouth and yet not actually surprised.
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An actually awkward moment was when my Study Hall teacher decided to post pictures of my LA teacher's maternity leave reason: the baby.
Teacher: Isn't the baby so CUTE? I COULD STARE AT IT FOREVER
Class: S-sure, can we work on our homework now?
Teacher: WHAT? I DIDN'T HEAR YOU, YOU WERE ALL LOOKING AT THE PICTURE! C:
This is why my study hall class is the most quiet.

 

pretty much everything I do

 

"Is your name Uruguay, or UrGay.. HA... Get it? Ur Gay? HA.
*Picks nose and then flings it across the room*"

My teacher is an asshole ;-;

 

Said "A**l" in a presentation

 

Wow.

How?

 

Well I was gonna say Anual but it was misspelled on my paper where I readed. So I said it and my class laughed. Awkward asf