The worst pick-up lines

1. OMG, you are burning my eyes. You are so hot.

2. I need to call my bank. I have so much interest on you.

So how about you guys come up with some of the best and worst pick up lines you can think of!

 

I think of stars whenever I see you because you're beautiful from a distance

 

(Only works on October 10th)

Are you today's date?
Because you're 10/10.

 

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

 

Are you from Jamaica cuz Jamaican me crazy.

 

Are you shark? Because you will be eating my cheese burger soon, c:

 

Are you a tin can too? Because you just made me American (a-merry-can) o_o

 

If you were a door, I'd slam you all day long... can I have your number now please? ;-;

 

Hey gurl, wanna go down South........ O.o

 

You are pretty!

 

Are you a library book? Because I'd like to take you out
I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart

worst ones I could think of lmao

 

If you were a booger I'd pick you first


can I have a bandaid? I fell falling for you

 

Baby, did you sit on sugar? bcs you got a sweeeet ass c;

 

Your like homework. Id do you all night on my bed

 

Nice boobs. XD

Are you a banana? I find you a-peeling

 

- good thing I brought my library card, cuz im checking you out!
- my love for you is like diarrhea I cant hold it in
- feel my sweater. guess what its made of. boyfriend material
- hey girl is ur name google? cuz you have everything im searching for
- u turn my software to hardware
- will you be my girlfrien? ill give you the d later
- are you a whale? cuz we can hump back at my place

just for laughs

did it hurt when u fell from heaven? no cuz I dug ur here from hell. oh this is awkward

 

Lets do some maths.
Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply.


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I don't know if I should be disturbed or if I am sick-minded with some of these. Lol.

 

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