If you woke up...

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  1. kawaiitoast

    kawaiitoast inactive but not gone forever

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    UNI'S RANDOM QUESTION OF THE DAY:


    If you woke up in the body of the opposite gender, what is the FIRST thing you would do?
    (other than checking yourself out... be creative)


    EDIT: To those of you who are agender, just go with your biological gender. That' s what this question is about.




    If I woke up in a guy's body, I would basically just climb a mountain and then pee off of it because girl's can't physically do that and all my brothers got to do that on a mountain :'(
    I would also wear the same outfit like 3 days in a row because no one would care.
     
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  2. YoshcraftMLG

    YoshcraftMLG E.T Sniper~ Actual Sandwich

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    If I woke up in a girls body I honestly would not be surprised because when I was 10 I took my mom's medicine and now I'm super paranoid.

    And then I'd probably headbang until my head went bang.
     
  3. sebastiann

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    It's something I can't put into words.
     
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    I'd do my best to make my friends as uncomfortable as possible.
     
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    Practice my feminine side
     
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    White girl - go to starbucks
    Latina - find a papi chulo like me.
    Black girl- go to the club ;)
     
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    -I would say: I DON'T CARE
    -I can't be hit by other because, hitting girls is bad :P
    -Say to everything "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
     
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    if I would turn into a guy, I would party because I don't have a period anymore
     
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    I'd finally have an excuse as to why I used a girl skin :D
     
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    Oh, ya know. Things. c:
    i would be a girl in this case.
     
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    If I was a boy
    • I would walk around without a shirt
    • Pee anywhere I wanted, outside I mean xD
    • Be even lazier than I already am.
    No I wouldn't be the 'hottest' guy xD
     
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    If I was a girl I'd probably be the first girl to have the name "GuyFattey."

    I'd also have an excuse for copying @Kryokin's skin
     
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    Do all the gross things that boys can do
    Like look like a slob 24/7 c;
     
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    Owowowowowoowowow Mappy r00d
     
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    The male gender stereotypes though lol.
     
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    RealTDITyler Will you love me after all the mistakes I've made?

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    Try not to laugh ofc
     
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    IF I WERE A BOY
    I'D CHASE AFTER GIRLS
    Oh wait, I would be a girl. And I'm not Beyoncé. So I can't say that.
    After being very surprised, assuming that my family doesn't freak out, I'd have to drop out from school. A girl can't go to all-boys school, after all.
     
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    If I was a boy I would... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    Feelsgoodman


    Well I guess if I was a boy I wouldn't know what to do because I already do the same stuff girls and boys do.
     
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    I would explain to my family that I woke up like that and would most likely wake up as my original gender the next day, and as of then I could do whatever I wanted, like pee on trees and not have to wear a shirt. Actually, I'd just have an excuse for not loving (Someone on the forums I shouldn't mention).