Weirdest Dream

I got eaten by a big black dot

 

I had a dream where my teacher was a murderer (in my dream we were 5th graders). He would let us play in the schoolyard, which at the time we had no idea that the gates were locked. And he would lure us into closets (where he kills you) with cookies and cake. Then, he accidentally locked himself in the closet and the survivors went to an ice cream shop. o_o

 

See what school does to children. It's illegal!!!!

 

I dream of that block game when you press precisely. But The block keeps spazing out but I got to the top for the 2nd time. The person in charge of the game never came to restock the prizes so I took what was there.

 

I had a dream where I was being choked and I woke up and could breath for like 2 minutes, then I fall back asleep and I turn around and Obama is playing with legos in the White House, weird ei?

 

I dreamed that this ugly octupus guy killed my dad, raped my mom, and my mom got pregnant and she told me to run away, but in was too late and he killed me.

 

I had a dream about @AndyTheCow and @TylerPiggy

what is wrong with me


[8/21/2015 10:33:06 AM] Toast: I HAD A WEIRD DREAM LAST NIGHT
[8/21/2015 10:33:09 AM] Toast: IT WAS
[8/21/2015 10:33:10 AM] Toast: WEIRD
[8/21/2015 10:33:13 AM] Toast: U AND TYLER WERE IN IT
[8/21/2015 10:33:18 AM] Toast: ISNT THAT WEIRD OMG
[8/21/2015 10:33:42 AM] Toast: WE WERE ALL AT THIS LIKE THING WHERE U WALK AROUND AND DO STUFF KINDA LIKE A CONVENTION
[8/21/2015 10:33:46 AM] Toast: AND LIKE
[8/21/2015 10:33:55 AM] Toast: WE ALL SAT DOWN TO EAT LUNCH
[8/21/2015 10:33:58 AM] Toast: AND I WANTED WHITE SPOT
[8/21/2015 10:34:03 AM] Toast: BUT THEY ONLY HAD LIKE SOME OTHER PLACE
[8/21/2015 10:34:15 AM] Toast: SO I LIKE HELD UP MY TICKET SO I COULD EAT SOME
[8/21/2015 10:34:21 AM] Toast: BUT THE WIND BLEW IT AWAY
[8/21/2015 10:34:23 AM] Toast: SO I WAS LIKE DAMMIT
[8/21/2015 10:34:36 AM] Andy: this is a weird dream
[8/21/2015 10:34:40 AM] Toast: AND U GUYS WERE EATING (THERE WERE OTHER RANDOM PPL WITH US TOO)
[8/21/2015 10:34:47 AM] Toast: AND LIKE WE WERE SITTING AT A BOOTH TABLE
[8/21/2015 10:34:51 AM] Toast: I WAS ON THE BOOTH SIDE
[8/21/2015 10:34:54 AM] Toast: U WERE ACROSS FROM ME
[8/21/2015 10:35:07 AM] Toast: AND ALL OF A SUDDEN TYLERS LIKE "OMG I FEEL TIRED" AND HE JUST FELL ASLEEP AGAINST M E
[8/21/2015 10:35:09 AM] Toast: AND IM LIKE OK
[8/21/2015 10:35:13 AM] Toast: THIS IS INTERESTING
[8/21/2015 10:35:21 AM] Toast: AND UR LKE OH LETS ALL TAKE A NAP
[8/21/2015 10:35:23 AM] Toast: LOOOOOOOL
[8/21/2015 10:35:28 AM] Andy: LOL
[8/21/2015 10:35:33 AM] Toast: AND SO WERE ALL JUST SLEEPING IN A BOOTH
[8/21/2015 10:35:50 AM] Toast: THEN TYLER WAKES UP FIRST AND LIKE GOES TO GET SOMETHING
[8/21/2015 10:35:58 AM] Andy: did u have a dream in ur dream
[8/21/2015 10:36:09 AM] Toast: no xDD ive done that before tho
[8/21/2015 10:36:10 AM] Toast: anyways
[8/21/2015 10:36:19 AM] Toast: some other things happened but i forget how it went
[8/21/2015 10:36:30 AM] Andy: xd
[8/21/2015 10:36:32 AM] Toast: but after that part u guys like dissapeared so yeah
[8/21/2015 10:37:07 AM] Toast: the end
[8/21/2015 10:37:09 AM] Toast: weird right

 

ew dis is from fkn august

 

ew ur from fkn august







jk

 

I had a dream where my baes died in a car crash with me... but I lived. (*^n^*)/★*☆
@_ItsHappy
Natural selection

 

You didn't invite me?

 

I was falling down from a rooftop
When I got really close to the ground I woke up
Guess where I woke up...

On the ground beside my bed

 

Omg xD

 

I was eating a potato with Lil Wayne, I also fell off a cliff while holding a watermelon & the watermelon pushed me down even faster then I hit rock bottom of the damn sea, I woke up irl and ate some watermelon

 

When I was younger, I had nightmares that only happened if I screamed in my dreams. If a nightmare started, Oscar the grouch (yes, the one from sesame street) came out of nowhere, in front of a portal. Then I had to play a minigame to go back to my normal dreams. This is when I normaly woke up, but one time I went through the portal and it just lead me to a parking lot filled with hotwheel cars.
and a lot later there was one where I had sex with my brother. that was really weird.

 

As weird as it sounds, I have had a dream(A 7-8 hour dream) that was just dancing roaches. Don't ask. Lol.

 

I dreamed that god was trying to kill me :-:

 

I had a dream once where a clown came out of my window with a knife… usually I'd get stabbed and wake up.

 

I had a dream where i thought i was at Minecon 2015. In the dream, i met my favourite Youtuber, DanTDM. I chatted with him and played Minecraft with him together. After a while i woke up to my alarm clock. Seeing that it was all a dream, i cried for a while because i thought i really met DanTDM in person. Yes, i am a huge fanboy of DanTDM. I guess i will never meet him in the next few years until i move to the UK when i am 18 Years Old. :(

 

He's my MC skin

Beat that