Finish the phrase

called 911 and he got arrested

then I found brendon urie and I was like ____

 

OOHOH OMG ITS HIM

Then I walked up to him and I said ________

 

hi

I was embarrased so I __________

 

farted, brendon urie was like

HEY I CAN FART TOO, brendon urie started to ____

 

fart like crazy

So I smelled it and I was like _______

 

MY GOSH BRENDON THOSE SMELL AMAZING

brendon said he'd bring me to his house so I said ___

 

We should go back in time using this time machine.

When we came out of the machine, we saw _____

 

nothing but powdered wigs.
When we went farther back, we saw ____

 

The period on earth where icecream grew on plants

We decided to eat so much icecream that we _______

 

died

but 10 minutes later we __________

 

Forgot that by dying it causes a time travel paradox, so we still lived.

We then decide to travel to the future where we ________

 

ate as much food as we wanted.

Then we went back in time to _______.

 

Hump a dinosaur.

Then we saw Donald Trump in _____________.

 

A Mexican jail cell to pay for his racism -_-

We then started laughing at Donald Trump and called him a ________

 

loser.

He punched us and then ___________

 

we beat the living crap out of him.

We were then _____

 

arrested as well.

So we _______

 

Used our time machine and give the security guard the finger as he yelled "WTF!" when we disappeared.

We found ourselves in the land of ______

 

the gods.

Why does it always have to _______

 

teleport us to a real place?

We then found ourselves in the land of Minecraft, where everything was ________