Dumbest thing your teacher has said to you

Me: Mr. Chaudary (music teacher)
the bigger the instrument, the deeper. Right?

Him: yes, size matters.

 

He said why are you so hard...
I do not know why, but he did.

 

Teacher: You are now a prefect
Me: Okay... What does that mean
Teacher: You do good stuff
Me: Like what?
Teacher: You get A's
Me: K...
Teacher: Then when you are older, you get slaves
Me: *Mind is blown*

 

Teacher: *talks about geografic shizle*
Suddenly, map of indonesia falls down and almost hit my friend next to me on her head
Teacher: Omg Indonesia attacks us!!!

Student translates a sentence from old greek correct
Teacher: okay, now I 'm gonna repeat it for the mortals under us.

Friend and I didn't make multiple choise questions
Teacher: okay lets see... Pug, can you answer this question please?
me and friend does Eeny, meeny, miny, moe to find out the correct answer
Me: Well teacher, the correct answer is B of course :3
Teacher: thats correct
Me and friend laugh till death, while no one knows why xD

people are talking in class
Teacher: why can't you guys be quiet just for 5 minutes!
random student: Because at the pizza place, the pizzas are now for only 3 euros!
Teacher: PIZZA!?!?!?!

I finally arrive at school, but wet because it was raining really hard.
Teachers who walks by: Hey Pug, ow is it raining?
Me: -_-

(will probally add more because there are so many funny moments at school xD, I have the best teachers)

 

Me: Teacher I need to use the bathroom.
Teacher: Be back in a minute.
Me: How we're on the 1st floor and the bathroom is on the third.
Teacher: Just be back in a minute or else detention.
Me: Wtf is this shit? Oh yeah, she's an art teacher.

 

so it was the end of the day and our final class and we were waiting for the bell to bring and like every time we have maths at the end of the day we talk at the end once we've packed up ect. and then for some reason, today my teacher said that the whole class has to stay in tomorrow during morning tea.

 

once a substitute said oh 2x2 is 5 blahhhhhhhhh lol I was in elementary xD

 

My math teacher says something similar, he say's 1 + 1 = 3. However it means that 1 girl plus 1 guy equals 3 kids(I know, it is kind of gross that my math teacher says that everyday at the end of class)

 

"You will be using math in any career path you will choose."

 

gross xD

 

Well sonny, back in my day we used to have the mean subs. And I'm talking about the ones that don't give a crud about what you're saying. For one instance. Apparently the sub teacher decided to blow her whistle during recess to call us back in. GUESS WHO DIDN'T HEAR IT BECAUSE THEY WERE TOO FAR AWAY AND HAD THE BAD EARS THAT THEY HAVE TODAY...yeah. This is what went down.
Teacher: WHY DIDN'T YOU COME IN CLASS WHEN I RANG THE BELL?!
Me: I didn't hear it, don't shout at me please, I don't like it and it's rude.
Teacher: I'LL YELL AT YOU SINCE YOU'RE GETTING A WRITE-UP AND A DETENTION FOR NOT COMING IN FROM RECESS!
Me: I didn't hear it, how's it my fault! You sent some students to get me anyway because I clearly didn't hear it in the first place!
Teacher: DOES IT MATTER, YOUR'E STILL IN TROUBLE!
In the end, I didn't get punishments and the sub was never seen from my eyes until about 2 years later.

 

I was trying to draw all the staff members but she caught me drawing you mmk.
"Whats this?"
"What?"
"What the hell is a Xeno?"

mmk.

 

My math teacher this year likes to make examples of me
"See, this is how NOT to fill out your green sheet。 Put yesterday and today's work and homework in the same box because all of my other classes have block day on either of those days。You guys are zero period, so you have class every day。But write those two days in one box here, don't do it like (my name) did it。"

Once in 5th grade I almost got a white slip because I forgot my notebook in my backpack。
I also got in trouble (had to stay in at lunch) because I was walking。Literally。