What was your reaction when your parents gave you 'the talk'?

They didn't

 

When my Mom and her ex boyfriend tried to tell me and his kid all about the birds in the bees
they couldn't really get much into it because we just laughed like "mature" ten year olds at the
same. Not to mention I already knew at the age of eight because kids at school..
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I knew it when I was 5, details in the last 2 years

 

My parents never gave me the talk.



@MappyTurtle and @KateVampire once explained some things over Skype so thankuforthe . knowledge

 

Never did give me the talk, I learned by myself!
LOL.

I knew when I was 4, because my friend told me.

 

I was like 9 and I really did think babies were pooped out.

 

Very scared. Idk what the hell is going to happen.

 

The Internet and Male Classmates: Giving you the talk so your parents don't have to!

 

I was really flabbergasted, then my mood changed to this...

Then all I could think about was this... because my dad referred to it as an arm.

 

Don't be scared... it's only nature

 

All my mom ever tries to talk to me about is my period

 

"I already learned this in school"

 

I never got the talk from my parents, but they know that I know. I didn't really know until I was in about 4th/5th grade when my perverted friends explained it to me. My reaction was this:

Now I make sex jokes on a daily basis :>

 

They didn't tell me "the talk"
But I almost know every thing of that (>~<)