When do you first swear?

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  1. animelover999

    animelover999 Donator

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    Well first swore at the age of 3-4 in kindergarten. To be honest, I was a very independnt little guy. I could get changed, make my own breakfast either coco pops, Wheatbix, bread and such. I prefer Wheatbix. Well getting back on topic, this is how it went:

    Me: "Remember that movie called Meet the Fockers?"
    Friend: "Yeah."
    Me: "Meet the Fockers. Meet the Fockers. Meet the Fuckers."
    All: Whoah!!!!!
    Me "I'm sorry I'm sorry. Don't tell anyone!"
    All: "Laugh"

    Well yeah.

    When I started swearing alot year 6 and above.
     
  2. elmferjh

    elmferjh Elmfer the "elf".

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    in 7th grade, i was also playing a game, i would say F**k very quietly, but i did that so many times that 2 weeks later, i don't feel scared about swearing.
     
  3. KrisKrikken

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    Why do people remember when they said their first swear word lol

    Fuck
     
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  4. Saul1337

    Saul1337

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    I don;t remember at what age I started, all I know is that I do it a lot.
    Sometimes even on accident, it;s more of a bad habit now. BUT FUCK IT RIGHT GUYSE

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    WHAT LOL, DO YOU GET LIKE A SWEAR LICENSE WHEN YOU TURN 16 IN AUSTRALIA
     
  5. Owais136

    Owais136 sªƈƦǝƊᢩ‽

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    I used the word Sh*t allot when i was 9/11
     
  6. Bilbo

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    HARAM 9/11


    never forget
     
  7. Sailor Venus

    Sailor Venus Meme Lord

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    When I was about 3 or 4, I said the word asshole because I heard my dad say it. I also learned other swears from adult movies and South Park :>
     
  8. CakeSquid

    CakeSquid Top 16 Ranked in Spleef Donator

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    In Kindergarten everything was a swear word. Stupid. Mean. Idiot. Then the phrase that breaks everyone into tears. "I'm telling on you."
     
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  9. KokichiOma

    KokichiOma Ultimate Supreme Leader Donator

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    Actually yes.
    I get a special finger saying 'Fuck you Saul' all over it
     
  10. nala

    nala A cat in a sock

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    When I was 12. It just slipped out. Haven't swore ever since.
     
  11. Cresof

    Cresof Well-Known Member

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    I almost never swear. The last time I did was 4 years ago, when I asked my bigger brother for a piece of gum. He told me that I can have it if I repeat after him, and I did. (At least I got the gum.) And in kindergarten, I didn't know what the middle finger meant, so I basically went around school flicking people off.
     
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  12. Dreadlord1

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    I don't know why swearing makes people look cool or something

    I just don't get it

    "ey man wanna f**k"
     
  13. spykethevictini

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    Nope never

    Besides in text

    I've heard so many people use their words when they are angry though that I just try to insult people but completely fail

    I have called people geese I;m not even fing kidding

    and um my more famous "IM GOING TO BACKFLIP INTO YOUR EYES WITH MY MIDDLE FINGERS"
     
  14. Strikyn

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    Well.. the first word I ever said was shit.. so.. does that count?
     
  15. IAMINACTIVEBYE

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    I was pretty young, and I was in the car with my dad and my brother.
    Me and my brother kept teasing me, and he pissed me off so hard, I said 'I HATE YOU, YOU F***ING BROTHER!'
    My brother was all like 'Woah hoh!' like he was surprised and excited, and my dad screamed at me, like 'PARDON!!!'
    Yeah. c:
     
  16. Netherr

    Netherr Administrator Staff Member Administrator

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    Said stuff like stupid, idiot, jerk when I was like 5.
    Learned all the more "serious" ones when I was 10.
    Now I can't stop swearing. My IRL squad know how bad it is. ^^
     
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  17. Bilbo

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    Sorry just had too xDDD
     
  18. momand

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    I used to say things like "crap" and "frick" when I was in the 3rd grade.
    However in 6th grade (not sure why) EVERYBODY started swearing. literally

    "what the f*ck is this piece of sh*t"

    Surprisingly though, more people swear in MIDDLE SCHOOL than in high school.
     
  19. goreesha

    goreesha kbye

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    I don't swear and I don't plan to, but when I was a kindergartener, a jerky second grader taught me "the d-word." lel

    I came home, and I told my dad, quite pleasantly, that I had learned a new word at school. I then proceeded to blurt it out as loud as I could, and I switched schools after that. (Many other occasions caused this, not just "the d-word.")
     
  20. OfficalZed

    OfficalZed kirby is da shit

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    I don't swear as much as I used too.