Most Retarded Thing You've Said to Your Parents

When you get home (this was when I was 11), I'm hungry for dinner. I ask my parents, "did you bring home the cocks?". They replied "No, this is beef". I don't know why this is so retarded.

 

"Mom, do you have breakfast?"

"It's 9 PM, would you like pancakes?"

 

Austar & chill?

 

There's a shop we used to go to called "Bargain Booze" where, obviously, my parents bought beer and for some reason I always said booze as "boobs"
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"Are we going to Bargain Boobs?"

 

''What is an anus?''

 

"Your mom".

 

Urm, retarded parents these days..

 

"mommy i don't want to eat eggs today because eggs are chicken poop"

 

"Mom, I'm athiest."
"Get out."

 

"Hahahaha!! I don't get it."

Actually that was to my brother and my parents

 

"Noot"

 

15 THINGS TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE!!
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
10. Do what they actually tell you.
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
14. Try to swim in the floor.
15. Tap on their door all night.

 

"Mom, I'm hungry, when will we have food??"
"*Real name* You're eating your dinner as we speak."
"This is dinner? I thought I was eating lunch, isn't it 12 o....oh."

 

"Can I get some sandwiches mom?"
"What the hell are you doing up at 1AM?"
"I don't know? I'm hungry?"
"Go back to sleep.."
"Ham sandwich first..."



(Colours are in a sandwich shape :o)

 

:o wearing clothes is against my religion LOL