Dumbest thing you said to a teacher.

The Title says it all. What is the dumbest thing you said to a teacher.

MINE:
Me: Hey Teach Whats Up
Teacher: I just got divorce! So sit down, we are having a pop quiz!(She was that type of teacher)
Me: (I was not listening) That is very nice and you deserve it!
Teacher: Ohhh, you get a 20 Point Reduction for that!


xD. What about you?????

 

Hi Mom!
Oh wait your my teacher, not my mom.

 

Me: Can I get some pencils mom?
Teacher: Sure honey, there are sandwiches in my bag too.
Me: Oh shhhii---

 

Teacher- Can someone say what the speed of light is?
Me- How fast light travels!!

 

The dumbest thing I said to a teacher was in Japanese and has to be censored, so I don't think I should really say it. Haha
Probably the next dumbest thing would be to the same teacher:
*teacher playing Pokemon*
Me: *twists back cap and pulls out DS* I challenge you to a Pokemon battle!

Then I got rekt

 

This didn't happen to me though, it was a couple of years ago.

In front of the whole class, a year 7 student said to a male teacher: "Mummy?"
I sorta did this to as well to another teacher and called her 'Nanna' by accident cause she did look like my Nanna xD

 

Think about all the shits I don't give.

 

I thought of another dumb thing I said to a teacher: It was the day before Valentines Day. Now in that class, we doing warm up writings and the question was "What were you doing this valentines weekend". I am hiding the name for protection.

Me: So what are you doing this Valentines day, Mrs. <Name>
Teacher: Nothing
Me: What about your husband?
Teacher: <Upset> He's Dead
Me: I am so sorry, when is the funeral?
Teacher: It was in 1991. When your brother was in my class, and he was horrible?
< I know I should have just said OK, but I was so dumb that I was continued that conversation>
Me: What Happen
Teacher: I woke up one day and he didn't wake up.
Me: Suicide!
Teacher: Elijah! Sit down or you are going to the office!
Me: I was just asking, god, you got all upset for nothing!

I know, I am an a** hole for this. Trust me I felt bad afterwards. xD

 

(My phone can only attach files, not normal picture format)

 

I once that that all teachers are failed proffesors. I don't think it was a stupid thing to say, but the teacher definitely did. He was butthurt about the fact that a 12 year old student confronted him with his failure.

 

I called my teacher grandma lmao xD

 

We had a substitute teacher. She was Asian and had awful eyebrows.
I went up to her, pointed at her eyebrows and yelled, "WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEE!?!??"

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

We were seeing the 5 kingdoms...
"Prostitute Kingdom"

 

I wish I had a teacher like that.





Teacher: Bonjour! Ca va?
Me: Je t'aime. Et toi?
Teacher: Por quoi

 

I called my teacher mum once.

 

Haven't we all done that once? (I have done it too, don't worry)