The Thread for Awful Pickup Lines

Discussion in 'Off-Topic / Spam / Memes' started by goreesha, Sep 8, 2015.

  1. KlulessdoesMC

    KlulessdoesMC YouTube: Klockorino

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    Are you super glue? Because my eyes are stuck on you.
     
  2. Raslink

    Raslink ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Donator

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    roses are red
    violets are blue

    show me your tits
     
  3. Caity

    Caity according to all known laws of aviation.. Donator

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    the following pickup line was actually used on me
    "kiss me if im wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"
     
  4. goreesha

    goreesha kbye

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    Roses are red.
    Violets are blue.
    My name is Sam.
    Love me.
     
  5. Boozington

    Boozington connoisseur of leave without notice

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    are you a drill sergeant cause you have my privates standing at attention ( ̄ー ̄)
     
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  6. jerkboy2006

    jerkboy2006 Lord of the slimes. c:

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    are ur legs tired bcuz youve been running thru my mind all day
     
  7. Morcov

    Morcov Furry|♥Zoroark♥|The everything man

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    "We both a got a bucket of chicken, wanna do it?"
    Expiration Date references wooooo!
     
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  8. The_Demonstar01

    The_Demonstar01 k-on most moe anime 2017

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    i don't play this game anymore yet i'm still here why do you ask, i don't know either
    I heard you were good at fishing, no wonder people call you the master baiter.
    I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
     
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  9. KokichiOma

    KokichiOma Ultimate Supreme Leader Donator

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    I can't find the screenshot but you know exactly which one I am talking about ;) <3
     
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  10. RSDGames

    RSDGames Always tired

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    Do you know my name? Because later you're gone scream it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
     
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  11. Tsolay

    Tsolay Artist Donator

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    Paint me like one of your french girls...

    no no no wait! where are you going?!
     
  12. Mayu_Rika

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    Are you Hitler? Because you stole my nutella.

    Bad joke. ;-;
     
  13. KlulessdoesMC

    KlulessdoesMC YouTube: Klockorino

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    I figured that was going to be here at some point. Noice jawb mate!
     
  14. Tsolay

    Tsolay Artist Donator

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    Gurl, I've got a Clue that my Candlestick will be with you in the Ballroom.

    I'm sorry
     
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  15. Icecream

    Icecream LilCoffee Donator

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    Is your name wifi? Because I'm feeling a connection. :p @MrBubblyNaruto
     
  16. Toblerone

    Toblerone Man of the globe Donator

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    Why can't I open my door? Because I'm locked to you... BAD PICKUP LINE, I CAN'T PICK MY LEGS UP BECAUSE YOU MADE ME JELLY!
     
  17. RealTDITyler

    RealTDITyler Will you love me after all the mistakes I've made?

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    Are you a banana because I find you a-peeling.
     
  18. goreesha

    goreesha kbye

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    I'm hot.
     
  19. iParis

    iParis //

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    "Can i be your slave mistress"
    @Katy_
     
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  20. Katy_

    Katy_ Donator

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