The Thread for Awful Pickup Lines

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  1. goreesha

    goreesha kbye

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    Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you. <3
     
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    Contemptible | Former Mοd | Donator

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    Did you sit in sugar? Because that's a sweet ass. @Vexa_Soul
     
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    Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only ten I see
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    Did you break your finger when you fell from Heaven
    No, but I scraped my knee when I crawled out Hel*
     
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    I put the STD in STUD now all I need is U
     
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  5. Vexa_Soul

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    STD and the word "you" dont go well together in a sentence
     
    Vexa_Soul, Sep 9, 2015
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    Are you asthma, because you took my breath away.
     
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    Are you my wifi, cuz im feeling a connection.
     
    Vexa_Soul, Sep 9, 2015
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    You know me so well...

    Are you a hooker? Because you have me hooked.
     
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    Hey is your name Google? Cause your the thing I'm always SEARCHING for!
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    IAMINACTIVEBYE, Sep 9, 2015
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    Contemptible | Former Mοd | Donator

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    I'm sorry but the only funny thing about that is the gif xD
     
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    A boy like you is rarer than any pepe ((;
     
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    Do you have a bandage? Cuz I hurt my knee when I felt for you. xD
     
    ItsAndr, Sep 9, 2015
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  13. goreesha

    goreesha kbye

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    I'm not drunk.

    I'm just intoxicated by you.
    <3
     
    goreesha, Sep 9, 2015
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    momand, Sep 9, 2015
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    Is there an airport near by, or is that just my heart taking off? @Icecream
     
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    Gurl, my pick up lines aren't the only thing that's perverted...

    The jokes. All of these jokes...
     
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  17. goreesha

    goreesha kbye

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    You have something on your butt.

    My eyes.
    <3
     
    goreesha, Sep 9, 2015
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    "You must have fell from heaven. You know who else fell from heaven? Satan."
     
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    goreesha kbye

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    You must be lucky charms,
    because you look
    magically delicious.
    <3
     
    goreesha, Sep 9, 2015
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    KlulessdoesMC YouTube: Klockorino

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    Are you super glue? Because my eyes are stuck on you.
     
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