Did you hear about the kid napping?

He just woke up.

 

*gives cookie* nice pun der

 

@Slevin
I hope you enjoyed it

 

Omg I remember this joke from Majora's Mask. Still corny as hell xD

 

#StayWoke

 

Now that's comedy gold!!!!

 

Did you hear about the man who's left arm was cut off?
He's all right now

 

Am I the only one who finds disgusting?
Please dont joke about kidnapping...
Ive had friends who died from kidnapping and were never seen again...
It makes me so disappointed that most of you dont care that this person is making fun of kidnapping..
Before you say "Its a joke jesus" Its not funny..
I've lost people due to kidnapping.

Sorry for being the joykiller :/

 

im confused?

 

how is this a joke?

 

Dude u obv dont know which jokes are funny and which are not supposed to
I mean like its not making fun of kidnapping

 

Dude, it's from Majora's Mask... anyway I'm sorry if I offended you I thought the joke wasn't THAT bad.. :l

 

Guys chill, it isn't like he was saying kid napping is cool, do it.
It's a simple joke. Don't like it? Don't comment.

I personally find it to be a little humourous, but nothing more. Sorry to @Magicxx130 for your losses but perhaps keep these types of comments off the thread alright? c:

 

Different tastes in humour exist, and people that like dark humour will most likely understand that the thing they're joking about is touchy but mean no offence. I had a giggle and found this joke amusing, yet I understand how horrible kidnapping is and wouldn't want it to be done to even my worst enemies.

I think @TreeKillerMan2 understands that too

 

I do understand, no need to get so serious about it lol

Yeah.

 

did i really just pause my music for that

 

A blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair changed so she would look like a brunette.

When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country. After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, “Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!”

She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, “If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?”

The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try. The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, “157.”

The farmer was amazed – she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.

Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said. “If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?”