Weirdest Dream

I had he weirdest dream last night.
I got arrested for killing Iggy Azalea.
But Iggy is bae :( <3
Anyways that is mine.

 

Iggy was bae till she started spitting crappy lyrics.

 

I had a dream the other night where I saw John_0696 in real life and he had two dogs in this parking lot and one of them bit me and then I killed it. Then I saw my grandmother and my family members and woke up.

 

When I was little, I had crazy dreams where I was friends with Spongebob o.o
Near the end of the dream he then always disappears and becomes missing, then I wake up. Probably a sign where I'll never become friends with him ;-;

 

I once had a dream that I was in cross country and I killed my friend ._.

 

have dreamed bout seeing faces of j & h in a youtube video, turns out they look like one direction

EDIT: I have also dreamed of seeing a giraffe with a very short neck, looks more like a giant dog mixed with the Hulk with chicken pox.

 

I had a dream where I was playing agarpvp with @John_0696 on Teamspeak ranting about Chuckie Cheeses.

 

Last night I had a dream that I was killed by being split in the head with a torture machine then sent to heaven and was trying to help a girl and her dad find a special treasure and save the world.. weird right? Some of my friends were there too.. o.o

 

I met @Angelineee irl and we got drunk with my aunt

 

I fucked Obama o.o

 

I had a dream where my crush led me to a secretive place, it was near a river and it was loud and so peaceful. Basically he let me hold him close, and hug him and hold him and never let go. I woke up and literally felt it in my arms.

It was weird because I'm not really in to guys, but it felt so good.

edit wait wtf

 

i had a dream that i got shot in the neck by some fat kid who was trying to rob me,then i just left it there.I had other forgotten dreams before with the jnh community

 

I was in a Skype call with tony abott ;o
one of my wildest dreams ever

 

I have weird dreams all the time.

The most recent is this:

Spoiler

I could draw bananas SO WELL people were literally begging me to draw bananas for them.
I was drawing them everywhere. For people. Stealing their work and doing the banana for them. It was greaaaat.
Then it ended when I drew a bad banana :(

I can't draw them well irl anyway so :C

 

I once had a dream where I could pull anything out of my ear. I then destroyed the earth by pulling a black hole out of my ear.

 

wow. amazing dream.

 

Dream on princess. Dream on.

,_,

 

Well, I had a dream that I was fighting with James Bong then he shot me. I thought I was dead like in real life. But then I woke up.

 

I had a dream where my mum sent me to Tesco to buy milk. This old lady wouldn't let me out and then I was being chased by a clown. When I finally escaped Tesco, the road turned into a river and there was golf carts at the other side. My friend's brother was telling me to hit the lawnmowers when I jumped the river and then I woke up.

Yep, I don't think anyone can top that.

 

I had a dream where I was in a completely black, empty space. There was a warrior of sorts riding an armored horse. He was stomping around, and when he hit the floor, it would cause cracks. Eventually, I got on the horse, and I could not control it. It was making loud noises as it pranced around. It then cracked the floor so hard, it opened up, and I fell through. Me and some lady that used to go to my school was there. (she randomly appeared) We fell down to the bottom, and it was still in an empty space, only we fell onto the floor and landed in a school building. I opened the door to one of the classrooms, and it was empty. I turn around, and the monster from Amnesia (I had been playing it alot at the time) smacked my face, and I fell to the floor.

Then I woke up. Teh end..