Badass things you did when you were a kid?

Tried to climb a wall by putting glue on my hands and feet •-•

 

Fucked yo mom ....
And broke the bed

 

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When I was 7, I was running around a shop on a trolley going as fast as I could. I managed to hit my dad and he fell onto the floor... Also I knocked over a few chocolate bars and an old lady :/

 

yeeah man

 

I stayed up until 6:00 AM with my friend at a sleepover when I was 10.
We woke up at 8:30 AM.
I woke up on the floor with a glass of milk and cereal in my hand.
Then I remembered.
We had a cup of breakfast at 4 AM.

 

I also got a laser pointer when I was 10 on vacation and me and my brother stood on the balcony of the hotel and made 2 little boys think they were cats and so they chased the laser and we lead them into the hotel.

 

I went to Disney.com. Without my parents persmission.

 

I used to take my parent's paypal account and buy club penguin memberships for myself..
They found out like a month later after a couple purchases.
Needless to say, my penguin looked the most badass out of everyone so no regrets there.

 

5 y/o
backhoe tractor rolling down driveway - im in it

i turn around and put down the two things in the back that stops it and like a g0d i turn it perfectly into the road

it wasnt busy

gg

 

Jumped from a bunk bed onto the floor after watching Peter Pan, thought I could fly if I really believed I could..

Broke a leg, fuck him.

 

Kicked my class bullies asses for bullying me.

And oh boy, the level of rage I had was beyond insanity.

 

*Kindergarten*

Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Only if you recite your ABC's.
Me: a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z
Teacher: Where's the p?
Me: Running down my leg.

 

DID YOU ACTUALLY SAY THAT LOLOL

is that you o-o

 

I went to a door, rang the doorbell and then ran away

 

Chucked a brick-sized rock at a guys head.




By far the the most blood I've ever seen.

 

I punched a kid's nose and made him bled.....but i didn't mean to hit him....i men't to punch some kid that make fun of me for very tiny reasons.


1st grade
1st Thug life moment

 

In school - fights
Home - did nothing bad at home
Dads neighborhood- fights. Ding dong ditch smoke weed jk. Streaking ;)

 

yes and yes

 

I used to think that the Harry Potter world was real. I got really upset when I didn't get my letter from Hogwarts.