Worst Staff Applications

Wat germain? I NO HILER. HOE DAR YO.

 

For the the last time. Hiler wasn't german

 

You forgot to say "fish"

 

Ayeeee lmao. I fluently speak Gibberish, lies, sarcasm and bullshit!
I'm applying because bullshit is my main language.

 

General Questions
In-game username: i dont have an in game name but i have a minecraft name
Age: 6
Gender: personal cant tell
Location and Timezone: i forgot
How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made? i didnt make one

How long have you been playing Minecraft? hmm let me think about that
How long have you been playing on the server? 5 years i am a veteran
How active are you on the Server? im on 15 minutes a day becauee my parents dont let me go on the computer soim only on at 11 cause i can sneak it
How active are you on the Forums? im on the forums 12 hours a day 7 days a wek
How active are you on TeamSpeak? i always go on teamspeak and i am very active but i must tell u that i dont go on at all because my parnts wnot lt me
Purchases made on our server (optional): i purchased minecraft

Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: i been an admin mod and co-owner and owner on ym server so im good
What makes you a worthwhile helper? cause i said so
Why we should choose you: cause i said so
Extra comments (optional): OH HELL NAH

 

General Questions
In-game username: CreeperSnuggler369
Age: 6
Gender: Female Squid.
Location and Timezone: Minecraft Ocean.
How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made? When I was a potato.

How long have you been playing Minecraft? I was always playing it.
How long have you been playing on the server? I'm always on peaceful survival, swimming in oceans and lakes.
How active are you on the Server? It changes.
How active are you on the Forums? What is "Forums"?
How active are you on TeamSpeak? Bleaoseashdasidhasidasidashdiaua.
Purchases made on our server (optional): /give CreeperSnuggler369 100000000000000000000000000000000 Potatoes.

Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: Helped breeding potatoes in other servers.
What makes you a worthwhile helper? I'll give free Potatoes to players.
Why we should choose you: I'm a smart potato.
Extra comments (optional): I'll shove potatoes up ur anus.

 

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How active are you on TeamSpeak? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Purchases made on our server (optional): ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Personal questions
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Why we should choose you: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Extra comments (optional): ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Accept congratulations, welcome to the staff team, you will not receive a staff rank :)

 

IGN: I'm a toaster oven, I don't play Minecraft.
Age: Five thousand years old.
Location and Timezone: Wherever you are, Harry. <3
How many staff applications have you made so far: Fifty eight. Thanks.
How long have you been playing Minecraft: I don't.
How long have you been playing on the server: Five thousand years.
How active are you on the forums: I don't go on the forums. Hypixel FTW.
How active are you on TeamSpeak: WHAT THE *World explodes.*
Purchases: I bought a black shirt from a store once.
Previous experience: I worked at McDonald's. The clown fired me...
What makes you a worthwhile helper: There are no clowns to fire me here...
Why should we choose you: Uh, because, I'm 5000 years old. Trust me on this one K Harry?

 

GIMMIE THE BOOTY I WANT THE BOOTY

 

Username: Hey I'd like to order a pizza.
Age: Umm idk why you want my age, I just want a pizza.
Location And Timezone: Okay now that is just creepy, I just want a damn pizza.
How Many Staff Applications Have You Made: Dude come on! I'm starving here.
How Long Have You Been Playing Minecraft: I don't play Minecraft and why are you asking me random questions that's not to do with pizza.
How long have you been playing on the server:What server? This server? This store? I've been here for 5 minutes right now.

How Active are you on the forums? DUDE! JUST GIMMIE MY PIZZA!
How active are you on TeamSpeak? Teamspeak? Like the team of this store. I don't work here, I just want a pizza!
Purchases made on our server (optional): This is my first time ordering a pizza here, now come on!

Previous Experiences As A Staff Member: Like before, I said I don't work here!
What makes you a worthwhile helper? I'd help people if I don't STARVE TO DEATH!
Why we should choose you: You should choose me to get the pizza cause I'm gonna starve to death HERE!
Extra Comments: This store sucks. I'm going to Pizza Hut.

 

hi i would like to be admin on your servr im good at redstone so ill make ur minigames please accept me or ill tell my nan

<- my nan

 

Ur Nan is a poopy head!!!!1!!111!!! Dont exit him ackept me! He too dimbo.

 

Åçčéptèd, ŵëłćômë tø thė štãff tēæm. Ŷòùr pîzżå ŵîłł ärrīvé ßhòrtłŷ ;)

 

In-game username: ur mom
Age: 5
Gender: dog
Location and Timezone: ur moms house
How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made? get out of my swammmp

How long have you been playing Minecraft? since 1945
How long have you been playing on the server? what is the server
How active are you on the Server? ^^
How active are you on the Forums? every 10000000000 hours ( get me a girlfriend plz )
How active are you on TeamSpeak? smoke weed erryday
Purchases made on our server (optional): i bought the server and made the spawn out of sponge

Personal questions ARE NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS SCROBS
Previous experiences as a staff member: i was the owner of mineplex and the owner of hive and the owner of jerry and harry
What makes you a worthwhile helper? gr8 b8 m8 8/8 no h8 str8 appreci8
Why we should choose you: why not
Extra comments (optional): 420 blaze

 

In-game username: White Name
Age: 179 years young
Gender: Cant See Anything.
Location and Timezone: In a Day Room.
How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made? I don't remember.. No calendar in the basement

How long have you been playing Minecraft? Can't remember, what day it is?
How long have you been playing on the server? Uhh.. Idk..
How active are you on the Server? Everyday.. Idk how many hours
How active are you on the Forums? What are forums?
How active are you on TeamSpeak? What is this?
Purchases made on our server (optional): A friend..

Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: I'm Owner of Everyone.. and Everything.. My Master tells me this.
What makes you a worthwhile helper? I can always play, cuz locked in a baseme
Why we should choose you: Because you shouldnt.
Extra comments (optional): Hope you like me application.. Look me long time to make.. Hope I get accepted!

 

General Questions
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Age: ¡SI!
Gender: ¡SI!
Location and Timezone: ¡SI!
How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made? ¡SI!

How long have you been playing Minecraft? ¡SI!
How long have you been playing on the server? ¡SI!
How active are you on the Server? ¡SI!
How active are you on the Forums? ¡SI!
How active are you on TeamSpeak? ¡SI!
Purchases made on our server (optional): ¡SI!

Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: ¡SI!
What makes you a worthwhile helper? ¡SI!
Why we should choose you: ¡SI!
Extra comments (optional): ¡SI!

 

In-game username: I cant remember brb gota chek
Age: I cant remememember
Gender: lemme check
Location and Timezone: ?? what does that mean
How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made? 2039409 apps
I caaaaant find the linkk!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How long have you been playing Minecraft? 28379478 years
How long have you been playing on the server? 3223456543565434567 years
How active are you on the Server? 567849320+3948579 years
How active are you on the Forums? 345689043+2349857493 years
How active are you on TeamSpeak? 123456789009876556789098-238475490 years
Purchases made on our server (optional): 348732734t5890+irthy4y564rufehiskj
Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: none of your buisness
What makes you a worthwhile helper? me
Why we should choose you: because I'm me
Extra comments (optional): ACCEPT ME, BRB ASKING A STAFF MEMBER TO LOOK AT THIS.