Worst Staff Applications

Just make some bad staff applications. Please note these will all be fake.

General Questions
In-game username: Stop_Stalking_Me
Age: I will be turning 8 and 3/18 tomorrow.
Gender: Horse
Location and Timezone: horse country and 21:22 pm
How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made? It's your server you should know

How long have you been playing Minecraft? When I turned 8
How long have you been playing on the server? When I was 3 I think
How active are you on the Server? I play for 25 hours everyday
How active are you on the Forums? What does this mean?
How active are you on TeamSpeak? I don't speak this ... Team speak
Purchases made on our server (optional): I bought a mine craft skin

Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: what's staff?
What makes you a worthwhilehelper? I am a very bad person
Why we should choose you: why not?
Extra comments (optional): do you guys think I have a good chance?

 

Staff Application
In-game username: I don't play Minecraft
Age: 33
Gender: Wait, my gender before or after?
Location and Timezone: What is a timezone?
How many staff applications have you made: In real life or in game?
How long have you been playing minecraft: Like I said before, I don't play Minecraft
How long have you been playing on the server: OMFG LISTEN TO ME ALREADY

How active are you on the Forums? 24/7
How active are you on TeamSpeak? Cant download it because I am on a typewriter
Purchases made on our server (optional): Well, I have made purchases on other servers, BUT I WONT SPEND ANYTHING ON THIS ONE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU SUCK!


Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: For 10 years I have worked at McDonalds (Does that count)
What makes you a worthwhile helper? Because I will make rules and kill everyone that disobeyed them (Including you Jerry)
Why we should choose you: Because I am Special
Extra comments (optional): :P

 

In-game username: Thirsty4Bois
Age: Nien
Location and Timezone: The sky, bitch
How many staff applications have you made: A MILLION HOE. AND IM STILL NOT ACCEPTED >:(
How long have you been playing minecraft: I got it liek a milisecond ago. My mommy bought it for me :)
How long have you been playing on the server: EW THIS SERVER IS BAD AF, WHY WOULD I PLAY ON IT

How active are you on the Forums? Wuts teh forums? I've never heard of it, is that a new name for a phone? Cuz id have juan
Purchases made on our server (optional): IM TEH OWNER OF TEH SURVER.DUH. BOW DOWN BE4 MEH

Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: Does wurking at a strip klub count? :>
What makes you a worthwhile helper? I WANNA BAN AND MUTE PPL FOR FUN :D
Why we should choose you: Becuz my mommy said that if you dont accept me Im grounded and Im scurred
Extra comments (optional): DATE MEH PLES MY NUMBER IS 347-532-I LOVE YEW YAAAAAA!

 

my usernaem is kimme and i am bery active pls give me op and i promise i wont grief and i dont ban everyone!!!

 

Woah

 

General Questions
In-game username: vegeta
Age: 9000
Gender: gay
Location and Timezone: my computer
How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made? what is application

How long have you been playing Minecraft? since ur grandma was born
How long have you been playing on the server? idk
How active are you on the Server? come again
How active are you on the Forums? say ur prayers?
How active are you on TeamSpeak? 365 days
Purchases made on our server (optional): yamemasita is sanic

Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: all other servers on minecraeft
What makes you a worthwhile helper? wat is a worthwile
Why we should choose you: im legit pro 69
Extra comments (optional): come to pen island where we have all the dixon cider.

 

In-game username: _kugfu
Age: 2
Gender: wats dat
Location and Timezone: im in a house and its 4pm
How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made? dis is my 1th one

How long have you been playing Minecraft? 12 years
How long have you been playing on the server? 29 years
How active are you on the Server? very active im on like 24/7 365
How active are you on the Forums? realy
How active are you on TeamSpeak? im not alowed to talk bcuz my mom told me abowt stranjer danjer
Purchases made on our server (optional): im not alowed this eether bcuz my mom doesnt want money being taken with her creddit cards

Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: ya ive been staff on about 48.2 servers but i got demoted on 2100 of dem lol
What makes you a worthwhile helper? i can help ppl and stuff
Why we should choose you: because i can help ppl and stuff
Extra comments (optional): hi

 

im to gansta 4 fooormaaat lolloool
im 9 but im machure and if u make me admin u r aswsom

 

Staff application
In_Game username: Br4k3Cr4k3
Age: 9 + 10 = 31
Gender: Cherry
Location and TimeZone: Fredbear und Friends 1983
How many staff application have you made, when was your last application made: 7Apps. lusd 1 wus 1987

How long have you been playing minecraft: since 2603
How long have you been playing on the server: since 0001
How active are you on the server: Nut dat activ, musd wutch ExploudingTiNTi
How active are you on the Forums: nuthin' bettr 2 duh m8?
How active are you on TeamSpeak: Evri dahy wehn I tri 2 scar litl Micky mouses
Purchases made on our server: I boght evry ding

Previous Experiences as a staff member: wurkn at Fuzbers dinr
What makes you an worthwile Helper: I helpd Purp gui
Why we should choose you: I cun scar ur sucks of
Extra Comments: Im invincebl. INVENCIBL.

 

n-game username: muffins
Age: - 200000
Gender: apples
Location and Timezone: where do you think?!
How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made? i liek trayns :p

How long have you been playing Minecraft? 234 decades
How long have you been playing on the server? 94 years
How active are you on the Server? 24/7 AKA all day everyday
How active are you on the Forums? Everybody do the FLOP
How active are you on TeamSpeak? AHH STRANGRS!!
Purchases made on our server (optional): i tried paying for a donater rank but it didnt work... probably cause i was throwing dollar bills at my monitor...and not actually thinking straigt

Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: i was staff on 40,000,000 servors
What makes you a worthwhile helper? nyan cat is very pritty
Why we should choose you: i leik cheese cake
Extra comments (optional): Pick me or else!!!

 

I'll give you $500 if you pick me.

 

im frum planit miencraf pls op me so i can revew ur sever :)

 

General Questions
In-game username: Hi
Age: thurteen
Gender: WHY DOES THIS MATTER
Location and Timezone: IDK WUT TIMEZONE (too lazy to google)))))
How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made? NO

How long have you been playing Minecraft? YOURMOM
How long have you been playing on the server? 69
How active are you on the Server? Im soo active srsly luk at all me likes.

How active are you on the Forums? I MIXED UP THIS QUESTION AND THE LAST sorry accept pls.

How active are you on TeamSpeak? I go there and talk to nubs.
Purchases made on our server (optional): IM on sb a lot so I bought stuf fur my cactus farm in da shop.

Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: I curently staf on evry mc surver that ever existed
What makes you a worthwhile helper? WAIT BRBI HAVE TO GOOGLE TRANSLATE WORTHWHILE. Sry guys
Why we should choose you: because im pro and kells ppl in faction. And i will ban evry on that tries to hit meh. IM A VERY FAIR HELPER.

Extra comments (optional): PLS MOD ACCEPT DIS APP ITS DE BEST ONE SP FAR. OMG PEACE OUT.

 

Halooe ok so i want 2 hv3a tah ownar rarnk plz @MrDeathWillima pls gime ownar i will ban hacre adn my eye gn is dogcraft k thx bye :D





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hi so inm form a verry popilar server im staf on hypexiel so yu shod lets me be staf becuse i have al experiens that yo nede. btw im 12 an i wan a get da booty so help me lol $w@g my i g n iz JeffTheBest77

 

http://itsjerryandharry.com/threads/my-application.70654/#post-688401
General Questions
In-game username: gamermonkey46
Age: 1
Gender: male
Location and Timezone: in my house duh also it's 10:43pm so yeah
How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made? none before so I hope I can get in pls
How long have you been playing Minecraft? since 2001
How long have you been playing on the server? since I joined minecraft so 2001
How active are you on the Server? all the time mate
How active are you on the Forums? pretty active
How active are you on TeamSpeak? lol no
Purchases made on our server (optional): I got legend rank so that pretty much makes me admin right?

Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: none mate
What makes you a worthwhile helper? I can help get rid of the 360 no scope 720 hackers
Why we should choose you: because I'm the best, around, no one's ever gunna take me down
Extra comments (optional): hi

 

In-game name: Hillary Clinton
Age: 1738
Location Timezone: Just Chillin at cedar Rapidz. Cornfield
How many staff apps have u made: 64
how long u been playing mc: since April 22nd B.C.
how long u been on the server: since April 21st B.C.
how active r u on forums: 78 hrs a day
how active are you on ts: whats ts?
purchases made on our server: Owner rank. Chipotle.
personal questions:
previous experiences as staff: Donald Trump
what makes u a worthwhile helper?: Barbecue Sauce
why we should chose you: I can cook minute rice in 48 seconds
extra comments: check out my mixtape

 

Hi I'm Naino. I got denied earier and I dun know wai. HURRY AND JERRY ESPLAIN. Anwoys I go meke new juan.

In-game name: Dover Dan
Age: ;)
Location Timezone: I live in Your Mom, yes.
How many staff apps have u made: Ummmm ONE. GARSH.
how long u been playing mc: I played it wun time at nah friends haus. I Don tmemabr.
how long u been on the server: I wen to Olive Gorda the serve nice.
how active r u on forums: abUT two Howers.
how active are you on ts: I go to soccer precise. I talk alot on my tim.
purchases made on our server: I live in a box with weefee.
personal questions:
previous experiences as staff: I Knew Barack Obuma.
what makes u a worthwhile helper?: I help Mama in the kitchen.
why we should chose you: because I a
Alloied?
extra comments: extra comment is extra

 

Dude you just said the german word for house xD