Worst Staff Applications

Just make some bad staff applications. Please note these will all be fake.

General Questions
In-game username: 12
Age: 12
Gender: 12
Location and Timezone: 12
How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made? 12

How long have you been playing Minecraft? 12
How long have you been playing on the server? 12
How active are you on the Server? 12
How active are you on the Forums? 12
How active are you on TeamSpeak? 12
Purchases made on our server (optional): 12

Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: 12
What makes you a worthwhile helper? 12
Why we should choose you: 12
Extra comments (optional): 121212

 

In-game username: ItsJerry
Age: 6
Location and Timezone: Mars
How many staff applications have you made: 1919191919919191
How long have you been playing minecraft: 1 second ago, I like the title screen, its so prety
How long have you been playing on the server: Never

How active are you on the Forums? How active are you on TeamSpeak? every time the cow jumps the moon
Purchases made on our server (optional): I bought owner

Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: I worked at a bar
What makes you a worthwhile helper? Because I can ban people
Why we should choose you: Because I love you, my mumy said I be good at it
Extra comments (optional): Hi harry

 

oh i don't saw xD
In-game username: Pewdiepie
Age: -5
Location and Timezone: Idk
How many staff applications have you made: 9999999999999999999999999999999999999
How long have you been playing minecraft: idk
How long have you been playing on the server: what is it?

How active are you on the Forums? 24hours
How active are you on TeamSpeak? 0
Purchases made on our server (optional): idk?

Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: lol
What makes you a worthwhile helper? 4fun
Why we should choose you: idk
Extra comments (optional): byeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

In-game username: EtsJurry
Age: 44
Location and Timezone: Your mom
How many staff applications have you made: I mad 69 applicationz
How long have you been playing minecraft: wut iz minecraft
How long have you been playing on the server: EtsJurryendHurry

How active are you on the Forums? 100 hours a day
How active are you on TeamSpeak? 1 hour a week
Purchases made on our server (optional): /noob command

Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: i mad a survur tat has ovar 9000 players
What makes you a worthwhile helper? i help peeps
Why we should choose you: becuz i am boss
Extra comments (optional): i nominate my dad for the als ice bucket challunge

 

I wint ownr statis Pease read and like in deskirpton Mein don 4g3t to scubscribboo to the xhnnel I leek plying gametes on da survar I Ben hur 4 loke f0reeevaaaaaaarrrrr

-Naino

 

In-game username: xX_P3d03at1ngp0$$syR@p3r6969_Xx
Age: 50
Gender: im kinda both lol
Location and Timezone: the milky way and pluto.
How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made? this is a staff application?

How long have you been playing Minecraft? lol wuts dat more of a sex simulator fan
How long have you been playing on the server? what
How active are you on the Server? im not active but im active in bed.
How active are you on the Forums? idk maybe 1 time in my life
How active are you on TeamSpeak? no im on the phone talking to sexc ladis, lik my mom.
Purchases made on our server (optional): i bot a toy for certain dirty purposes.

Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: i ws staff of a roblux server 1nce
What makes you a worthwhile helper? im hairy i can make ur bedrock in mincraft and irl i can do stuff i can eat
Why we should choose you: because i hav no social life so this wuld be a great opertoonity 4 me
Extra comments (optional): ur pretty hot wanna call me phone number is 800-420-6969

 

General Questions
In-game username: Yes
Age: Yes
Gender: Yes
Location and Timezone: Yes
How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made? Yes

How long have you been playing Minecraft? Yes
How long have you been playing on the server? Yes
How active are you on the Server? Yes
How active are you on the Forums? Yes
How active are you on TeamSpeak? Yes
Purchases made on our server (optional): Yes

Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: Yes
What makes you a worthwhile helper? Yes
Why we should choose you: Yes
Extra comments (optional): Yes

 

General Questions
In-game username: Zanq my new name is znq, it is so fokin gucci
Age: Maybe 18, 11? My brain is so farted rn fam.
Gender: Male, bein a fokin girl is fokin wierdd. Male gucci
Location and Timezone: East coast bitch
How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made? Neva eva did this thing befo
How long have you been playing Minecraft? Ye boi
How long have you been playing on the server? I dunna dawg, maybe around 5 months fam.
How active are you on the Server? Fokin neva, kohi and hcteams gucci
How active are you on the Forums? Barely diggity dawg.
How active are you on TeamSpeak? Yes, i do them troll vids on ts, know wut im sayin dawg.
Purchases made on our server (optional): Donator

Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: fokin ban kids for being bad and ez
What makes you a worthwhile helper? Fok ye dawg, Im fokin ready as shet fam.
Why we should choose you: I am a fokin gucci god
Extra comments (optional): Ye, i am a god and I ez kids on a block game.

 

General Questions
In-game username: Pizza
Age: Pizza
Gender: Pizza
Location and Timezone: Pizza
How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made? Pizza

How long have you been playing Minecraft? Pie
How long have you been playing on the server? Pie
How active are you on the Server? Pie
How active are you on the Forums? Pie
How active are you on TeamSpeak? Pie
Purchases made on our server (optional): Pie

Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: Pizza
What makes you a worthwhile helper? Pie
Why we should choose you: Pizza
Extra comments (optional): Pie Pizza

 

in gme usrnme- vilentenami
age- 69
jendur- femool
lokatien and timezon- usa and 3:33 Pm
How many staff applakatiens hve u maid, when was ur lst applakatien maid? nun and nevah
how lung hve u ben playin meencraft? wut is dat????
hw lung hve u ben playin on da server?? wut is a server?
how acteev r u on da servr? WHAT IS A SERVER!!?!?11?
how acteev r u on da forms? ALL Day Everyday
how acteev r u on da teemspeek? VREY
perchuses mde on da srver: i by evryting

pursonel qestoons
prvius expriencs as a stff membah: I aM CreAtOR
wht mkes u a wrthwhole helpr? i online an i bna all of u
y shood wi chews u? BCUZ IF U DUN I BNA U
xtra cmments (optnal): CHEWS ME & I WONT BNA U AND PLUWS I AM KOLOFUL ND MATOOR

 

IGN: MappyTurtle
Age: 15
Location: Australia
Timezone: Well it is currently nearing 4:20pm so
How long have you been playing minecraft: Currently 10 minutes, since my game crashed :c
How long have you been playing on the server: ^
How active are you on the server: Well, I am currently afk doing this application, so kinda.
How active are you on the forums: I am on right now
How active are you on the teamspeak: I am afking on it right now
Purchases made on the server: I bought some spawners from other players a while ago. and some wood.

previous experience as a staff member: I am currently a helper on your server.
what makes you a worthwhile helper: I HELP
why should we choose you: idk, you already have so you tell me
Extra comments: yes

@NESlover pls accept :)

 

General Questions
In-game username: Fetusgamer97
Age: Im a fetus
Gender: Idfk
Location and Timezone: My mums belly since im a fetus
How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made? I just joint wit 4k likes cuz im sweg like dat

How long have you been playing Minecraft? Since notch was born
How long have you been playing on the server? Whitg servr?!221
How active are you on the Server? WHRICH SERVE!!!??!11
How active are you on the Forums? WHITH FORUMS11?
How active are you on TeamSpeak? I hf no mik.
Purchases made on our server (optional): I STILL DNT KNW WHITG SERVR U R TALCKIN ABUT....

Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: How 2 englich rite?
What makes you a worthwhile helper? Wat s a help r?!11!!?
Why we should choose you: cuz im sweg like dat
Extra comments (optional): i cant telk cuz dere's water everywher sinse im in my mommys belli so sry 4 dat.
Akkept me itzjarry

 

General Questions
In-game username: HitlerDid911
Age: I'm over 9000!
Gender: MechaHitler
Location and Timezone: My location is Auschwitz, Nazi timezone.
How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made? I made over 12million jew applications

How long have you been playing Minecraft? Since holocaust
How long have you been playing on the server? ded
How active are you on the Server? ded
How active are you on the Forums? ded
How active are you on TeamSpeak? I no speak jew
Purchases made on our server (optional): I keel em all

Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: How 2 gas chamber
What makes you a worthwhile helper? I own 3rd Reich
Why we should choose you: cuz im hitler
Extra comments (optional): i cant telk cuz i ded w/ bullet in mouf

Also, this.

@Nether0
I'm kidding obviously.

 

General Questions
In-game username: the9yearoldkid
Age: 9
Gender: male
Location and Timezone: britian time
How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made? yesterday i made 100 applications before

How long have you been playing Minecraft? 69 years
How long have you been playing on the server? 70 years
How active are you on the Server? never on it
How active are you on the Forums? never on it
How active are you on TeamSpeak? never on it
Purchases made on our server (optional): everything im spoilt

Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: i have been admin on 50000000 servers but got demoted cause power aboose i will never here but!
What makes you a worthwhile helper? because i ban everyone
Why we should choose you: because i am the best at helper
Extra comments (optional) make me owner now!

 

In-game username: Why do you have
Age: to look up to her
Location and Timezone: aside from in a literal sense
How many staff applications have you made: dontcha know that a power that big
How long have you been playing minecraft: comes with a bigger expense
How long have you been playing on the server: and can't you see that she's out of control and overzealous

How active are you on the Forums? I'm telling you for your own good and not because I'm-
How active are you on TeamSpeak? I can show you how to be strong
Purchases made on our server (optional): in the real way

Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: and I know that we can be strong in the real way
What makes you a worthwhile helper? I want to inspire you
Why we should choose you: I want to be your rock
Extra comments (optional): and when I talk it lights a fire in you

 

In-game username: Idk
Age: toddler
Location and Timezone: live in mcdonalds
How many staff applications have you made: more than 100
How long have you been playing minecraft: when i was born
How long have you been playing on the server: when jerry and harry was born

How active are you on the Forums? 10 years
How active are you on TeamSpeak? 1min
Purchases made on our server (optional): no rank

Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: im a staff at McDonalds and KFC
What makes you a worthwhile helper? idk, just want the helper
Why we should choose you: becuz u shuld
Extra comments (optional): hi

@Caity Can you look at my app, (This one. not my real detailed one pls)



This is a joke, I mean this troll fake one

 

http://itsjerryandharry.com/threads/my-application.3050/

Remember this from 2013?

Really brings back my nostalgia..

and my nightmares


ew

 

In-game username: WAFFLEBOMBER
Age: bees?
Location and Timezone: g
How many staff applications have you made: 4444444444444
How long have you been playing minecraft: 2 weeks before it was released
How long have you been playing on the server: 444444444444

How active are you on the Forums? active enough to respond to this
How active are you on TeamSpeak? so active that i am never on
Purchases made on our server (optional): mlg swagginz rank [4444444444$ rank]

Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: making hot pockets
What makes you a worthwhile helper? hot pockets make people happy
Why we should choose you: cuz i said so :)
Extra comments (optional): im4guudatbeeinstaff2u

*drops mic*

 

In-game username: uhh forgot sry
Age: turning 6 next yr
Gender: nah i got brown hair
Location and Timezone: america, 4:20am
How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made? um dis is my 7th one pls accpt dis

How long have you been playing Minecraft? 3 months
How long have you been playing on the server? 3 months
How active are you on the Server? every 3 months
How active are you on the Forums? evryday
How active are you on TeamSpeak? wats teamspeak
Purchases made on our server (optional): pet chiken

Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: no
What makes you a worthwhile helper? im awesome
Why we should choose you: im awesome
Extra comments (optional): pls accept