Need burns

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  1. MC_Scout

    MC_Scout Fearless Leader Staff Member Manager

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    So I can never think of good burns, so give me some ideas.
    Please dont make this to offensive.
    Here is my only good one:
    Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks your an asshole.
     
    MC_Scout, Aug 13, 2015
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  2. KokichiOma

    KokichiOma Ultimate Supreme Leader Donator

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    I would send you to Antarctica, but the burn so hot you'll melt the continent.
    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
     
    KokichiOma, Aug 13, 2015
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  3. RealTDITyler

    RealTDITyler Will you love me after all the mistakes I've made?

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    That picture made me sick.
     
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  4. RealTDITyler

    RealTDITyler Will you love me after all the mistakes I've made?

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    BURNNN
     
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  5. Tsolay

    Tsolay Artist Donator

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    Boy, this could not be classified as a burn, this is a full blown barbeque.
     
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  6. Hum

    Hum Formerly Unfriend [God]

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    "ur dumb" oooooo!! Ruined!
     
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  7. Tsolay

    Tsolay Artist Donator

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    Your Mom
     
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  8. KawaiiDiamond

    KawaiiDiamond cool

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  9. teitan

    teitan ‏‏‎ Donator

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    Third degrees burns are actually not painful. The nerve ends have been damaged by the burn, thus resulting in no pain.
     
    teitan, Aug 13, 2015
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  10. _Anna

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    More like a forest fire.
     
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  11. jerkboy2006

    jerkboy2006 Lord of the slimes. c:

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    jerkboy2006, Aug 14, 2015
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