Mommy...?

I Am Mommy.

Sup Mom

 

The sky

Mommy , why are you puking rainbows?

 

because i ate Nyan Cat.

Mummy,Why cant poop be white :P ?

 

Because it became a cannibal.

Mommy, why is our dog pooping rainbows?

 

o.o Has anyone seen nyan cat

Mommy, Why can't I fly to the sun?

 

BECAUSE IM NYAN CAT ONLY I CAN.
Mummy where is that bus going. I think there are hot ladies on it.

 

It's on fire going downhill

Mommy, why can't I has a kitteh

 

Cause they eat you

Mommy why cant i have a hot tub

 

Because...your allergic to them

Mommy, where is my toothbrush?

 

That was a toothbrush? Dear god...

Mom, when is Minecraft 1.8 coming out?

 

I dunno, you'll just have to be patient
Mommy, Do you have any cookies?

 

No. Cookie Monster came into our home and took them all.

Mommy. Why are roses red and violets blue? (trololol)

 

Because yolo.
Mummy, why are you so friggin ugly .-.

 

;-; You're grounded.

Mommy, how come daddy came into my room with a gun last night?

 

Your father has issues, dear.
Mommy, why is the house stinky .-.

 

Your father has issues, dear.
Mommy, did I ever have a brother?

 

Yes I am your brother....
Mommy am i African?

 

No, you're nothing.
Mommy, why is the kitchen on fire?

 

...Your brother.

Mommy, why the fok is minecraft skins down? ;-;