What has taught me life is not fair

What I learned from life:
Everybody to me an ass (dun h8 ily2)
Trust no one, always have your guard up
You start shit, and work your way even more shit

 

What I learned from life:
Your doing it
Your passing every obstacle, catching up faster then ever!
You think you've already done it.
Somebody comes behind you, and makes everything collapse. Turned out to be my brother.
You work your way up again, but you're never going to do it.
So you just lay in the dust. Where people throw tons of shit at you that they don't deserve.

 

"When life gives you bananas, you put them on the floor."
~Confucius

 

Blue shells... ​

 

lol n00b
theres a way to dodge every single thing in MKwii.

blue shells: be in a cannon.
red shells: have bananas behind you and the shell will break on it. or take a sharp turn so the shell will hit a wall.
green shells: same as above.
bananas: just don't hit them they're really easy to dodge...
red question blocks: same as above
POW blocks: shake your wiimote as they hit the ground. you won't be damaged, or be in the air at the time they hit.
Bullet Bill: don't go on the middle of the path if one is approaching. They take the easiest route, so get out of the way.
Lightning: be in a cannon.
Thundercloud: Don't get near ANYONE. if you have one, drive off a cliff or find someone to hit.
Blooper: it's still pretty easy to see when a blooper inks.
Big Mushroom: again, don't get in the way of someone who has this. Get beside them or behind them temorarily so they can't run you over.
Stars: same as above.

THERE NOW ALL YOU N00BS CAN LEARN HOW TO PLAY THE GAME =D

 

Hahaha that was awesome, I literally laughed for like 1à minutes straight x)

 

"Wow, this is awful. Who would do such a horrible thing to Scou- GODDAMNIT SCOUT."

 

Except that doens't work because once you're in first place, the blue shell LOCKS ONTO YOU and even if you move to 2nd, it still aims for you ;-;