Badass things you did when you were a kid?

What are some badass things you did when you were a kid? I'm really curious to know lol some tend to be really funny xD.

What I did was I took my moms small touch screen Samsung and my mother said 'NEVER TURN ON INTERNET' and stuff like that, then around 7pm my bedtime I stole her phone and played games on the Internet with it! :D


Another time this family was moving out and they had like a truck in their driveway and I went inside that storage thingy and hid behind their boxes ;) I got in huge trouble as well lol


Tell me yours ;)

 

This.

 

I was a pretty good kid tbh
Lol but this one time i took my dads tablet or something ipad 1 i think and bought keynote with it which is like $4 and then i felt really bad and started crying
Not really badass but close enough

 

That's exactly what I did except I didn't hit end XDD

 

When I was 7, I had a loose tooth that wouldn't come out, so I yanked it out during recess in front of all my friends. A small spurt of blood landed on one of my friend's face while I had some pouring out of my mouth. We literally just started doing wrestler poses then until the nurse had to take me.

 

Ding dong ditching people
Airsoft and paintball wars
Climbing monkey bars

Oh wait I still do that

 

Me and my kewl gang bois locked a kid in a truck in the kindergarten.

 

Gangsta

 

i killed alot of ants and thats cruel because one of them might be antman

 

So I had these bullies in elementary school right. Because I was like a stoopid kid in the third grade and everyone picks on the stoopid kid. But that year, there was this one time where the lunch people served soda with the cans during lunch period. I knew what soda did. I was smart enough to know that. So I took the soda to the playground, found the bench where my bullies were sitting, shook the can, and threw it at the side of the bench so it broke on impact. The soda exploded all over those three kids.

Later that day, I went to the principal's office with a smile on my face.

 

And here is an example of a future grenadier.

 

I said "fuck" when I was 2. my mom was trying to correct me and make me say "oh darn!" but I said "oh fuck!"
I also called the police when I was 1, almost 2.
thug life.
also I got a light saber toy when I was in kindergarden and im just chasing my neighbor screaming stuff like:
"U NOT MAKE ME DIE DARTH TIDEYES(i was trying to say sidious)"
"I M TROO JEDY!!!"

 

I played with the lazer pen that points lazer and I pointed it at my neighbors house and he shouted at me then I ran and hid

 

We were racing with my friend, I was so close to the end but my friend got faster and I tried to tackle him ...

I ended up hitting to a person ...

 

Well at my old house my brother was gonna jump on a pillow so I pulled the pillow away from him :> he landed on a hard floor :D

In preschool I pushed a kid down the slide and he landed on his face :D

 

Once in grade 5 my friend and I decided doors were too mainstream, so instead of walking out the doors at lunchtime, we climbed out the window.

(The classroom was on the first floor, it was pretty easy to get out.)

Someone saw us do it and we got in trouble. "Oh, you COULD have gotten hurt." BUT WE DIDN'T, SO WHY ARE WE IN TROUBLE???

 

I stole a pencil from my teacher when I was six years-old.

 

I was on vacation and got a laser pen. I pointed it in someones eye whilest he was performing on stage x'D

 

Something to do with a Tickle Me Elmo.

 

I hit my head with a brick :P