Stupid threats

So what you have to do is reply to the most recent threat as a counter threat. Make sure not to put actual threats or you will get punished by spanking getting banned from the my house forums!
My threat
If you don't shut up I will throw an overweight man at you.

 

If you don't eat that girrafe I will throw that bluejay in your liver

 

If you don't disagree with me, I'll slap you SILLY.
Read that over a couple times.

 

If you don't throw the baby in the turtle with sailors on the burger with fries with a said of pepsi
If that's not confusing I will eat punch my face

 

if you throw a baby turtle with sailors,
their mums will come and hunt you down.

 

If you don't say hi, I will do unmanageable things!

 

If you do not eat breakfast I will eat your soul
:o 969th POST!!! ERMERGERD

IS MAH 969th POST.... WOOOOOOOO c; ;3

 

I HAVE A GUN AND IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I WILL EAT IT!

 

I AM A BANANA, AND IF YOU DON'T TURN INTO A BANANA TOO, I'LL MAKE YOU LISTEN TO 1D

 

If you don't look at that donkey for exactly 10 seconds I'll tie you to a Pokémon.

 

If you don't sing Gangnam Style, I will donate your blood to a North Korean soldier.

 

If you don't get mauled by cheetahs, I'll have you mauled by cheetahs.

 

If you don't give me some cookies, I will get Bryan Adams to shoot you!