what do you call it when you wash your clothes on the grass lawndry Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener. I used to be a banker but I lost interest Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming. @Slevin
I'd tell you a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it. I'd tell you a joke about electricity, but you don't want to. You sure? It's free of charge.
Person 1: I got $1 million on the internet today Person 2: Seems sketchy, just like art school. Person 1: I got a new boat today for free. Person 2: Seems fishy. I used to be a gamer like you. Then I took a meme to the knee.
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels. People who say they suffer from constipation are full of shit. Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards. I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off. if Apple made a car, would it have Windows? It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. I have a few jokes about unemployed people But it doesn't matter none of them work
Two guys walk onto the elevator. The first one shoves the second guy out of the elevator. The second one asks "Why did you do that?" The first one says, "You're not on my level." If you tape a check to a basketball and dribble it around, would that mean that the check has been bounced? A Scout walks into the room. He sees his Scoutmaster. He says, "Is it just me, or is it odd that he (the Scoutmaster) keeps using the same lesson plans for teaching knots?" The Scoutmaster says, "Must be a coincidence." THe Scout says, "Coincidence? I think KNOT!" My date was going to eat at the restraunt I work at. She hasn't arrived at her table yet. I'm still waiting. Windows 8 walks into a room. Then, the Microsoft CEO bursts in saying, "Windows 8 has sold the least copies ever!" He pauses and says in Windows 8's face, " You look up to ME know."
Two hot dogs are out and they're in a relationship. The guy hot dog starts off by asking the other hot dog for money. All of a sudden the girl hot dog bursts into an outrage since this was happening every week. She shouts "TO BEEF FRANK WITH YOU, I'M BUN WITH THIS! She starts walking away and the boy hot dog tries to ketchup. Then he realized the truth. He would relish these moments forever, but it mustard meant to be. sry for bump
