Awkward Pickup Lines

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  1. Rummi

    Rummi Gooby and BlueJeans son | Karaoke God

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    I was looking on Random Spam when I clicked the replies button, which shows the threads ranked by post count, and I saw one called Awkward Pickup Lines, but it was old, SO WHY NOT REVIVE IT? Well it's revived, deal with it.


    I cut straight to the chase

    gurl you got a fine ass
     
    Rummi, Jul 8, 2015
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  2. kawaiitoast

    kawaiitoast inactive but not gone forever

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    my all time favourite:

    did you sit on an oven?

    because you look like a fried egg.
     
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  3. gibbson3

    gibbson3 Legend l Gibby

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    LOL
     
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  4. TheBlackHamood

    TheBlackHamood Feel Pain, Accept Pain, Know Pain

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    Hey gurl is your name google? CAUSE YOU'RE THE THING I'M SEARCHIN' FOR *duck face*
     
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  5. Xcel

    Xcel ✨ Donator

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    I have some, but may not be appropriate for youngsters. Lol
     
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  6. gibbson3

    gibbson3 Legend l Gibby

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    Good idea.
     
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  7. Katy_

    Katy_ Donator

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    Are you a campfire?
    Cuz you're hot.
    And I want s'more.
     
    Katy_, Jul 8, 2015
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  8. gibbson3

    gibbson3 Legend l Gibby

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    I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

    Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns!

    excuse me I lost my number can I have yours?

    I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
     
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    gibbson3, Jul 8, 2015
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  9. The_Demonstar01

    The_Demonstar01 k-on most moe anime 2017

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    Ey girl, I'm an Engineer, and a dispenser's not the only thing that's erectin' tonight
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    If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you
     
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  10. Kono

    Kono Former Staff Donator

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    are you from tennessee? cause i wanna lick your face
     
    Kono, Jul 8, 2015
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  11. Ayg

    Ayg life is interesting :)

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    Do you know what guys are saying behind your back? Nice Booty girl
     
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  12. DeathEssence

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    I'm an astronaut, and I'm here to explore Uranus.

    Is that a mirror in your pocket?
    Cause I can see myself in your pants.

    Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?
     
    DeathEssence, Jul 8, 2015
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  13. teitan

    teitan ‏‏‎ Donator

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    These drums aren't the only thing I'm banging tonight.
     
    teitan, Jul 8, 2015
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    I'm chuck norris
     
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  15. Xandalf

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    I love every bone in your body... especially mine.
     
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  16. tigerofcool

    tigerofcool if anyone finds this account. no you didn’t ❤️

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    Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile. *laughs nervously*
     
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  17. Apse

    Apse ♥ OITC ♥

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    Did you just fart?
    Cause you just blew me away.
     
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  18. DeathEssence

    DeathEssence

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    Your clothes are ugly,
    you should take them off.
     
    DeathEssence, Jul 9, 2015
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    JJx5 EpicMC2000

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    *falls flat on face in front of a pretty girl*
    I think I just fell head over heels for you.

    If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put "I" next to "U"
     
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  20. InfinityPvP

    InfinityPvP ~Shortaqe~[TicTac]

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    Do you live in tenesee (I think that's how you spell it )

    because your the only ten I see
     
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