Darling, what you did?

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  1. CaptainJackValdy

    CaptainJackValdy I got a plan to save the server, just have faith

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    (A short story to prove that some girls are bitches)
    -Darling, what you did?
    -Jogging...
    -Weird, but you t-shirt Doesnt smell at all.
    -Idiot, I was jogging in the other T-shirt.

    -Darling, what you did?
    -Jogging
    -Weird, but you t-shirt doesn't smell at all.
    -Try to smell my shoes.

    -Darling, what you did?
    -Jogging!
    -Weird but your pants dont smell at all.
    -Bitch! Smell the T-shirt!

    -Darling , what you did?
    -Been in our neighbour's house.
    -Weird, but ur t-shirt smell like if u were jogging.

    -Darling, what you did?
    -Took a shit!
    -Weird but the toilet paper doesnt smell at all.

    -Darling, what you did?
    -Was writing a novel.
    -Weird, but you t-shirt Doesnt smell at all
    -WHY THE FUCK IT SHOULD SMELL, U ARE ANNOYING TO SMELL SHIT!!... GO FUCK YOURSELF!
    -But...
    -I said go fuck yourself....

    -Darling, what you did?
    -Jogging... Why?
    -Yes! Finally I got on your nerves.

    -Darling, what you did?
    -Shooting the german frogs from space in a spaceship.
    -Weird, but it doesnt smell like grass.
    -what the fuck?

    -Darling, why do you smell?
    -Because today I was jogging in a fucking submarine....

    -Darling, what you did?
    -Jogging....
    -Weird, but you t-shirt Doesnt smell at all.
    -What, you want me to run in hobo suit so that I fucking smell!

    Darling, what you did?
    -Smell.
    -Shit?
    -no, the fucking t-shirt!

    Darling, what you did?
    -Bitch go jogging!


    lmao.
     
    CaptainJackValdy, Jul 6, 2015
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    CaptainJackValdy I got a plan to save the server, just have faith

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    Nah m8.
     
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    Darling, what you did?
     
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    CaptainJackValdy I got a plan to save the server, just have faith

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    Looks like I failed to translate from russian to english properly. :3
    (Hey, still better than google translate)
     
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    I believe the phrase you are looking for is "Darling, what did you do?"

    Unless of course you were attempting to use ghetto slang, in which case you #NailedIt
     
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    who sniffs toilet paper...
     
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